UNDERPANTS!!!

So you know how I use PANTS as a swearword... well if you don't want your KIDS to pick up such filthy, horrible language, then there is an alternative... it's like this... See... if PANTS works as an equivalent of, say... the S word... No, that is too late in the story...

Swearing up a storm, PG style. Seriously.

You know how in Spanish there is the word caca that is what you use with little kids... and then there is mierda that is NASTY...

So if
 PANTS = Mierda = the S word...

then
UNDERPANTS = caca = POOP.

You heard me...

in the swearing translation I advocate that where PANTS is a nasty disgusting word, UNDERPANTS is the version you can use with your children.

Use it wisely.

And you think BRIEFS were bad...

And fellas... UNDERPANTS can cause problems for your swimmers... NEVER wear them! (boxers, if you can't commit to commando)

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In OTHER news... I am slight on blog today as I am totally distracted. ABNA results come in around noon my time. I will post when they are up so you know whether I am UP in the sky or UNDER the table...


Drat!  And I'm out at ABNA.... strangely, while I like being IN better, being in has more mixed feelings.