Odious Ornery Ode

Pants, how I hate them,
Zipped, buttoned, or tied.
They squish and they bind
My free spirit inside.

Legs should be naked,
so should the behind.
A more comfy feeling,
You may never find.

Pants should be outlawed,
And hung up like drapes.
Reserved for the criminals,
Malfoys and Snapes.

And Death Eater pants,
As everyone knows,
Are tied up with satin
ribbons and bows.

Because in all of this
Banning of pants
I still like them cross-dressed
when I make them dance.


NaNoWriMo REBEL!!!!

Wahoo! Oh, my rebel roots run deep. (I think I've told this story). I've never liked to follow rules, but I still like to play. And guess what?! NaNoWriMo lets me!!!

There is an OFFICIAL STATUS within NaNoWriMo of 'Rebel'.

The rules of Unrebellion:
1.Start with nothing. (you can have an idea in your head. They could hardly stop that, but you are NOT supposed to have written ANYTHING yet.)
2.It is fiction.
3.You are to write a novel of at least 50,000 words beginning November 1st and done by November 30th.
[Did you know fan fiction qualifies? It is FICTION.]

But...

I think by now you all know my opinion of 50,000 words. *cough*shortstory*cough*. Not NEARLY enough words for character development. And do you know what I call a plot with no character development? An outline.

Under rebel status however, I can continue my 'in-progress WiP' and there is even a forum to network with others who are doing the same!

So because there is a rebel status, and because you don't have to drop everything, but rather just take a break from editing to WRITE MADLY, I'm encouraging any writers (or timid wondering IF you're writers) to participate.

Even if you're writing non-Fiction.
Even if you're writing from a number of different pieces.

The world NEEDS rebels!!!!

I'm just sayin'...