Okay, that's overkill, isn't it?
S'not. It's only 3.
That's that Monty Python Math again, isn't it. You're trying too hard.
It's Thursday. I'm nearly always silly on Thursday. And no. That is NEW Monty Python Maths, which is entirely different from old Monty Python Maths (see how when we're British, Maths is plural—in the US we claim to only have one math, but it's a LIE!). 'Nyway... The seventies were about exaggeration (old MP Maths). Now we are cutting back (new MP Maths).
IS EVERYBODY NAKED? Don't forget! It's Naked Thursday in the Common Room!
Used this just yesterday and nearly nabbed Mari! Of course it is one of the tactics that WORKED with Stacy. Repeat after me: “All the cool kids are doing it!”
In case you're slow... (and I'm not saying you are) this implies nearly subliminally, almost invisibly, but ever-so-understandably, that anyone who is NOT doing it must not be cool!
The Carrot (or whatever phallus seems most tempting to your target)
I've often heard puppy dog eyes as the expression for PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE. I've had the picture next door thrown at me. In this case however, I gave llama eyes. Have you ever LOOKED at a llamas eyes? Llamas have deep soulful eyes, with unusually long lashes. They're really quite exceptional. So I took my chances that my subject had been up close and personal with a llama (aside from me that is) and gave her llama eyes...
Gross Exaggeration about how easy and fun it will be
“Only 1667 words a day! That's nothin!” (and in the presence of inspiration, it really ISN'T bad.) Absent inspiration? Huoah boy... But I had FAITH that my subject is properly inspired, after all, I'd just dangled Chip & Dale in front of her, along with the full 64-pack that is their abdomins!
And finally, the big guns. THREATS...
We'll talk about you if you aren't there! This taps into the insecure teen in all of us. NOBODY wants to be TALKED about! (well maybe me, but I'm freaky that way).
So if any of you are wanting to exert undue influence on your friends and loved ones, just follow these simple measures...
Now go out there and have a GREAT Naked Thursday!
(all the cool kids are doing it)
THIS JUST IN!!!! MARI HAS JOINED THE MADNESS! WAHOO!!!!