Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Let’s Talk Stools…

First... Today (or last night) and interview by Rachael with ME was posted, so if you want to see a Tart Interview Scoop.... here I am!

Now... back to stools...

*snicker* I thought maybe we’d talk a little today about stools. I know… seems personal and embarrassing, but… after all… why should we balk. It’s not like some national SECRET.

Before I go on, I should probably credit Jenny at Ten Lives and Second Chances  for unintentionally inspiring today’s topic (and by default this whole Mneme Theme of Wordplay Wednesday…


Are you troubled by hard stools? Are they giving you a pain in the back side?  Maybe making you stiff and your back ache?

Maybe you should consider stool softeners? Oh, I know... not very glamorous, but they should help, at least a little...

You hear all this tripe about the best stools being the natural kind,

But as far as we can assess, that is just a lot of silliness… (and some people go overboard)

Then again, irregular stools can cause a fright.

Maybe we should just agree that what we really want is COMFORT… Ergonomic stools... who knew?



Here's hoping your stools are just right...

19 comments:

Cold As Heaven said...

Stools and other seats are nice to have, but I don't like it when the Republicans take too many of them >:)

Cold As Heaven

Gary Baker said...

There's a witty comment about 'falling between two stools' here somewhere .. but I haven't had my morning coffee yet.

(sorry)

Grandpa said...

Hi HJ, I refused to read this post at first (I don't read anything related to stools), then I saw the photos...now we are talking, and I'm reading

Lisa said...

Right now I'd be happy if my stealth feline pooper would put his stool(s) in the litterbox.

Hart Johnson said...

CaH-- I am with you there!

Gary--Ack! Now I want to know!

Grandpa--erm... yeah... NaNoWriMo desperation is causing me to resort to TACTICS!

Hart Johnson said...

Lisa-uhoh! Sounds like you need a pooper-PI!

Old Kitty said...

Stools are always good. One must always have a stool at least once a day.
:-)

I like foldable lightweight ones! LOL!!! You can take them anywhere with you!!!:-)

Let's have some NAKED stools!!
LOL!
Take care
x

Adina West said...

Loved the pics. The one with antlers would really have to hurt if you didn't treat it with the appropriate respect and extricate yourself *carefully*.

Deb and Barbara said...

Ha! Brill, baby!
B
The Middle Ages

MJenks said...

I'm not a big fan of stools, as I'm constantly afraid that I'll slide off and break something. However, we use them in the lab all the time. As hoods are designed for people of shorter statue than I, in the lab I consider them a Godsend.

Falen (Sarah Ahiers) said...

hah! Win!

Creepy Query Girl said...

*snort* You are so silly, I love it!

Hart Johnson said...

*gigglesnort* Have I expressed just how much I love my readers recently?

Colene Murphy said...

Hahahaha! This is brilliantly silly. Love it!

Talli Roland said...

Ha! Spunky as ever! I'm not a big stool fan, to be honest -- in either sense of the word! :)

Carol Kilgore said...

So funny! Thanks for the morning laugh.

Helen Ginger said...

I don't often ponder stools, but it doens't hurt once in a while to consider them. I'd probably prefer soft stools over hard stools, but I doubt anyone would consider me a stooly or a stool pigeon.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Yeah Hart! Where's the back-to-nature naked stools?

Cheeseboy said...

Ha ha! Great subject matter.

In high school I was in a band called "bloody stool".

No joke.