Thursday, December 16, 2010

Twelve Things Amusing


Oh, I know... this wasn't on my list yesterday, but I've had a few chuckle-worthy things pass me recently, plus a couple old favorites.  I figured you wouldn't mind.

I'll start with some LOL cats because they are such a reliable source...

I love all the science ones... evidence there are geeks watching...

Speaking of... My friend Snehal posted this on Facebook yesterday:  There are 10 kinds of people: the ones who get binary numbers, and the ones who don't.

*snort*





Awwwwwww, just LOOOK at this little representative for world domination!!!


And of course you've SEEN this one from me....


This one I stole from my Sister Tart over at Tartitude.  Nothing so giggle-worthy as dominatrix furry animals...


I know, right?  My FAVORITE painting and my FAVORITE animal!  It's like somebody made it just for ME!  And you know what... I ought to check, because they might have--it was left on my Facebook Wall by Jel E. Bean (yes, that is really her name, mostly)...



So I always get Dumbledore when I take one of those 'Which Harry Potter character are you?' quizzes... but I thought I'd take it to the next level.

*shifty*


And now we get to the wintery themed ones...






A little Christmas innuendo...















And a little holiday insecurity...


And I also have a BONUS funny... a video series on YouTube for you Twisted Harry Potter fans...

A Very Potter Musical, though this clip 13 is the one where the video-makers were channeling me... (Totally serious... the end, in particular).

Anybody else seen some funny stuff lately?  SHARE!!!

And it's Thursday, so don't forget to get naked!!!

28 comments:

Jennifer Hillier said...

Hahahaha! Plenty of snorts here! And who doesn't love LOLcats? One of these days I'm going to snap a LOLcat picture of my own (I have 4 cats... if only they would cooperate).

Al said...

Man, I don't think a beard should be your first fashion choice!

Jessica Bell said...

Oh my God! "I heard the stockings were hung." LOL! Brilliant! hehehhehe Thanks for that! :o)

T. Powell Coltrin said...

these are so funny. Smiling.

Tracy Walshaw said...

AHAHAHA! I LOVE these! Thank you Hart, This was a GREAT way to start Thrustday. Er, I mean, Thursday. ;)

Jen said...

haha I love this! I just might have to do one of my own!

VR Barkowski said...

Ha ha ha! Oh, too, too funny! As if get naked Thursday wasn't enough to smile about!

And for you: 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, but aren't (from DanCentury.com)
10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph's Honker!
7. Santa's sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

RosieC said...

I've waited all these years to dance again... Beautiful. That was awesome.

I think I need to buy that shirt for my mom (who likes fruitcake) and find a way to adopt my own little personal dominatrix squirrel. Love it!! :)

Michael Di Gesu said...

Great post Hart!

Definitely a great way to start a cold, snowy day!

Michael

Hart Johnson said...

*teehee*

Thanks everyone! And VR-excellent list!

LTM said...

omg, these are so awesome. That basement cat messed w/my head... and Awww! Also *snort* re: making a baby on the front lawn. You make a very cute Dumbledore! :D <3

Colene Murphy said...

HA! Awesome stuffs! LOLcats are always great! Thanks for the funny today! (I had to read the binary one...a few times...)

Talli Roland said...

I love Basement Cat! Thanks for the laughs - much needed! :)

L. Diane Wolfe said...

I love LOL Cats!!!

Unknown said...

Ah, this hilarious post caused many giggles here in my office.

Jane Kennedy Sutton said...

I was starting to feel a little tired this afternoon, but all the chuckles revived me. Thanks.

Golden Eagle said...

Basement cat--LOL. Funny post!

Helen Ginger said...

I come here to get funnies! Love the cat defying gravity.

Southpaw said...

Awwwww, cute animal ones. Goofy wintery ones. ;)

Anonymous said...

Thanks for sharing these. I love LOL cats. They always put a smile on my face.

Old Kitty said...

Me NAKED is very funny! :-) Take care
x

gae polisner said...

:) a little silly holiday cheer. never unappreciated.

mshatch said...

thank you so much for the cats; I laughed my butt off!

lisahgolden said...

I had to keep explaining to MathMan why I was laughing. I'll just email him the link to this post. He'll especially appreciate your binary numbers joke.

Cheeseboy said...

Everyone knows Snowmen women get their boobs done at 7-11. At least the classy ones do.

Natasha said...

Now how on earth do I pick my favourite?

Raquel Byrnes said...

Hey! I used to have that shirt...the Binary one. I got weird looks from people. But the ones who got it, they laughed and that secret geek wink is so great. Okay, my pocket protector is showing, isn't it? 0_o

Great post...laughed. The cat pix were great.
Edge of Your Seat Romance

Adina West said...

Loved those snowpeople cartoons. :-)