Friday, December 17, 2010

Twelve Lovely Man Butts

On the... erm... whatever Day of Christmas her Tartness Gave to US.... Twelve, Lovely Man Butts!!!

I should add here, that today was chosen for this special honor because it is both my friend The Beer Wench's Birthday, AND a book release day for her...

So Happy Birthday, Wenchy friend!  Some man butts in your honor!

I've started off with two prime examples of CLASSIC back side... I think you will agree, they are divine...





Some butts are sort of utilitarian... you know... they got dirty and needed to prove it wasn't everywhere...

(does he maybe look like a soccer coach?  I'm just sayin...)

Some might need some help GETTING to the butt part... this is especially true of men who wear tighty whiteys... if you ever see a man in tighty whiteys, you should ALWAYS offer to help him get out of them.


This butt is on the skinny side, but I gotta confess I sorta like a skinny guy... and I LOVE the tattoo...


Okay... ready for a cold shower at the halfway point?  This one will join you...



Some people are not OUT YET in their pantslessness and feel compelled to hide it...


And sometimes I have to turn to butts with CHARM... you know... Soap teen, becomes starflyer captain, becomes FAMOUS NOVELIST!!! Is there ANYTHING Nathan Fillion can't do?  I think not. And I love him in all of it.


Of course that's not the ONLY famous butt around here. I particularly like Daniel Radcliff's butt dimples.

Though I hear Voldemort is the one willing to induct you into the mile high club *shifty*

For those of you with an international flair...


Oh, and here is another utility model... he will keep your garden for you!!!


And as a grand finale... a whole COLLECTION!  Oh, to have a fraternity at my beck and call...

And as TODAY'S bonus, but I am doing it as a link instead of a pic because it contains frontal nudity and not all of you may be interested... but this is actually an exquisite pic besides the hot bodies...

Beautiful: The Prophecy

28 comments:

Amber T. Smith said...

Ahhhh. *loves Tami*

Rachael Harrie said...

Ohh, thank you thank you. You've made my day!!! Butt (tee hee), not sure about the tattoos... ;)

Rach

David Macaulay said...

oh yuck puleease - still I guess this is further evience that Somalia is the ass crack of the world.

lisahgolden said...

A perfect way to start the day. Thank you.

Hart Johnson said...

*giggles* Sorry David... sort of a ladies appreciation day you stumbled into...

And thank you, ladies!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Safe to say lovely is the last word I would use to describe a man's butt. A woman's butt, yes.

Old Kitty said...

Pardon me while I run around naked in the snow to cool down.

:-) Take care
x

Liz said...

is proud to be so inspiring as to bring on such beauty as these...thanks for all the ass flesh Tart!

Mason Canyon said...

I've got to watch that episode of Firefly.

Mason
Thoughts in Progress

Anonymous said...

I must send you a photo of mine sometime.... but, but, but, maybe Mrs S wouldn't approve (in truth I doubt she'd mind).
Don't get too behind with your chores...

Have a nice day, Boonie

Lola Sharp said...

Loves me some Nathan.

And, that 2nd picture...that, my friend, is a perfect specimen. :)

Happy Friday!
Love,
Lola

Ann said...

Brilliant! Interesting tattoos!

Colene Murphy said...

Ahhh. Butts. Those were awesome. Love the painted on pants. And the evil priest/captain/novelist butt. Nom. THANK YOU. ! XD

LTM said...

Very nice. I approve~

Merry Christmas, sweetTart! <3

CA Heaven said...

I'm #3 from the left >:D

Painted-on pants is a great idea ... and for women too

Cold As Heaven

Lorna said...

Filth!! I loved it :-D

Chris Phillips said...

I was going to click follow, but the window is way too close to the man butts.

Helena said...

Yes, man butts for Christmas!

But I still think that tattoo musta hurt...

Anonymous said...

I prefer the one in the jeans. There is something about a man shirtless in jeans. Yum.

M.J. Nicholls said...

Pornography! Arrest the Tart!

(OK, I confess, some of those butts were dishy.)

The Words Crafter said...

Hahahahahaha!!!!!! Fun! :P

RaShelle Workman said...

Whoa, I'm feeling a little better, thanks to the butts. LOL Thanks, Hart. =D

Adina West said...

Maybe it's just me but I could have sworn that gardening one is a woman, just going by the body shape...

So funny, this does prove that rear ends come in all shapes and sizes.

Gonna have to click on that link now...

VR Barkowski said...

Twelve Lovely Man Butts. Beats the hell out of Twelve Angry Men.

erica and christy said...

Okay, the butt dimples one was yucky. The Nathan Fillion one I expected to be better. The global tattoo one was weird. The bretheren seem happy enough on their own.

On to the link. As a handsy, tattooed, dimpled, sometimes-assy-kind-of-girl, I'm guessing it's my best choice. Thanks for the diversity!
erica

Missed Periods said...

Love the grand finale! I want to go to that beach.

Unknown said...

Oh this is not watery material. Juicy is more like it!!! I loved it. Thank you for kicking off my otherwise dull morning with some spice. Now on ranking the butts, no. 2 is the one that caught my eye...very reminiscent of David. No. 1 is my least favorite, but I'm sure he'd rank no. 1 on the list of some of my gay male friends. Oh it's so fun turning the table on men and looking at them for their "assets" only ;)

Sarah Ahiers said...

this post...best...post...EVAH!