Sunday, September 19, 2010

Ahoy!  ‘Ermione It Be!

Ye see, me hearties, I be havin’ an ‘ell uv a time decitin’ betwixt th’events o’ th’day!  It be Talk Like a Pirate Day, and it be th’day our sweet ‘Ermione came inte th’world!  So I thinks, well I cen’t decide sech a bewildrin’ thing! So I thut mehbe I’d talk ‘bout ‘Ermione, but like the Cap’n I be!

‘Ermione Granger, as ye know, be second mate te ‘Arry Potter, an she be a fine witch!  Pirates den’t entirely trust witches, as often they be wantin some part’n our booty, er tryin’ te trick us with their potions, but ‘Arry, ‘n Ron, ‘n ‘Ermione, they be alright.

Firs, see, she be like renegade fer a witch. Our firs hint e' course be brewin' th'polyjuice, wherein she plotted te steal from the rich te give te th'poor... er well... er at least trick th'rich inte givin' some infermation.

An then there was te rebellious organizin... Teachin' students te' REBEL! Yeh, 'Ermione's a pirate!

Now, your charge fe th'day: Talk Like a Pirate, me hearty! An celebrate our 'Ermione!


Burrowers, Books & Balderdash


Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Aye, Cap'n Alex, at yer service. Where's ze rum?

Jan Morrison said...

Happy Birthday t' Hermione and don't you think a sea farin' wench like me knows how t' talk like a pirate? Aren't I a true bucko t' t' likes o' Ann Bonny and Mary Read?

Jan Morrison said...

Actually, me bucko, I think you would be just t' beauty t' work on a bit o' lookin' for gold with t' likes o' a pirates' tale. Do you know t' story o' Mary Read and Ann Bonney and t' reckless fool, Calico Jack?

Old Kitty said...

Shiver me timbers me hearties!!!! Ermione be a fine lass and a comely witch! Thar be treasure in them 'Arry Potter books! Yo-ho-ho!

Take care

Cold As Heaven said...

I'm afraid I don't speak the pirate language, but I did enjoy the post >:)

Cold As Heaven

Hart Johnson said...

Alex-Yo ho ho! *passes rum*

Jan, I need you to educate me on the lady pirates! Doesn't surprise me at all, though, that you can speak pirate!

Jenny-Aye! 'arry Potter is DEFINITELY full o' treasure!

CaH-just say, Arrrrrrr a lot and demand rum and you'll be good!

LTM said...

ooo!!! I love talk like a pirate day! I also love dance like a pirate day... Aargh, that's what I be doin, matey~ ;p

Alexandra Crocodile said...

'Ermione be a fine witch, I agree with you, matey:9 Beggin your pardon for my terribe pirate lingo - but I do love me some rum! And I'd love to parley with Jack Sparrow:)

Hart Johnson said...

Leigh-Dancin' like a pirate be almos' as good as the parley!

Alexandra-Cap'n Jack be rather tied, or rather cuffed, at th' mo, but I'll give a shout as soon as 'e's released!

Missed Periods said...

Who are you callin' a hoy?

Sorry, I got that from the pirate show they do at Treasure Island in Vegas.

Rayna M. Iyer said...

'ermione is one bonny lass.