Tuesday, April 24, 2012

UNDERPANTS!!!

So you know how I use PANTS as a swearword... well if you don't want your KIDS to pick up such filthy, horrible language, then there is an alternative... it's like this... See... if PANTS works as an equivalent of, say... the S word... No, that is too late in the story...
Swearing up a storm, PG style. Seriously.

You know how in Spanish there is the word caca that is what you use with little kids... and then there is mierda that is NASTY...

So if
 PANTS = Mierda = the S word...

then
UNDERPANTS = caca = POOP.

You heard me...

in the swearing translation I advocate that where PANTS is a nasty disgusting word, UNDERPANTS is the version you can use with your children.

Use it wisely.
And you think BRIEFS were bad...

And fellas... UNDERPANTS can cause problems for your swimmers... NEVER wear them! (boxers, if you can't commit to commando)

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In OTHER news... I am slight on blog today as I am totally distracted. ABNA results come in around noon my time. I will post when they are up so you know whether I am UP in the sky or UNDER the table...


Drat!  And I'm out at ABNA.... strangely, while I like being IN better, being in has more mixed feelings.

14 comments:

Mark Koopmans said...

Aloha Hart:)

You nearly scared the pants out of me with the picture of yer man and his under-tee (???)

Anyhow, new follower - following your follow of me, so grassy arse (as they say in the Spanish part of Dublin.)

PS... thanks for your kind comments - I do appreciate them :)

Old Kitty said...

Down with underpants!! Yay for NAKED Tart!!

Oooooh I have everything crossed for you! Everything!!! Everything!! Good luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take care
x

SA Larsenッ said...

Hahah... I can't stop laughing! Just what I needed this early in the morning. ;D

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Hart, that last picture has scarred me for life...

Trisha said...

Thank you for sharing that 'not underpants' pic at the bottom... NOT! haha

Good luck for ABNA.eeeeeeek!

Em-Musing said...

Under what? I can't stop staring at the photo of the man wearing...what?

jaybird said...

We Italians use the word caca too. My kids and I use it much more than we ever should.

Good luck today Hart!

Joshua said...

Looks like I need to get my a pair of those from the last picture. Or, you know, dental floss would work.

Sarah Ahiers said...

Aww sorry to hear you're out. You were my last hope out of the peeps i still knew in ABNA. Ah well. There's always next year.

And what the hell is that man wearing?!

Oregon Gifts of Comfort and Joy said...

I'm sorry to hear that you got the boot, Hart. I am very proud of you though!

Dang, that guy is gorgeous, but that is the dumbest outfit that I have ever seen!

Kathy M.

John Teal said...

That last picture has left me with watering eyes. Looks pretty uncomfortable when standing still but potential agony when trying to get it off !

RJRdaydreamer

Tracy Makara said...

Sorry to hear that you're out, but still happy for you for what you've done. :)

Cute post! Underpants...I like it.

Helena said...

You came so close at ABNA! This alone is a great credit your agent could use. So onward and upward with your publishing successes (plural).

vic caswell (aspiring-x) said...

??????????
*scarred*