Luscious Llama Lip Lunacy

You know what really irks me? Botox. Some of us got MOCKED for big pouty lips as children and now the whole world wants them. Well suck it up. You weren't born with them! Well maybe YOU were, but many of these nuts weren't. And for my own part, I actually only got the nice full lower one. My upper one is normal. Boring, even.  These aren't them, by the way--I tried to take a picture of mine, but my paint software wouldn't let me crop the rest of my face.

Now I can TELL you the point of luscious lips... nice full lips are ultimately kissable. There is just a lot more there to work with. HWMNBMOTI has rather fullish lips... Oh, I know... it isn't suppose to be all the rage with men, but let me tell you, they totally work for me.

I mean sure—there are some exaggerated versions of men with full lips—Mick Jagger or Steven Tyler (both of whom really work for me, too, by the way, though I GET that most people think that is too much—but just LOOK at that dexterity!). But even if that's not your thing, look at THIS fine, full-lipped specimen. Don't you think that could add to the enjoyment there?

yeah... not so much...

But see, for WOMEN, we are so often sucked into what society wants and for women's mouths, somehow the norm has become this pouty, sultry, honed with apparent sucking skills thing. (And I gotta tell you—on that last part, lips make no difference—my friend with the highest skills on this matter has very thin lips—she just also happens to be vacuum powered and extremely open-minded... oh.... and she's been known to tie bows with her tongue...) But never mind...


But you know who REALLY has lovely lips? Llamas... They really sort of get three lips, don't they? That's a bonus.

She's lovely, isn't she?

And then this one wants a smooch!

So there is a little Friday lunacy. It is just how I roll. I wish you all a fabulous weekend of llama kissing!