Saturday, October 30, 2010

Y Chromosomes

I thought why not just complete the set, ne?

You know how you are suppose to write what you know? Well this may shock y'all, but I'm not a boy. So this is a topic I need to approach with a lot of RESEARCH.

My early research was severely handicapped. I have no brothers. My dad died when I was young. I DID have boy cousins, but they are BOY cousins... they would give you the idea every boy was... Rambo or something. At least when they were young, they were SUPER aggressive, rough and tumble, guns, war-play, hit-a-lot types... not with me—they knew not to hit girls, but they gave an exaggerated view.

The boys at school occasionally confirmed this—a couple were the same way.


Now I had a boy who was a close friend... his mom baby sat me... but HE was the kind of boy who used to argue with me about who got to be Pebbles... if you know what I mean. (a kid that looking BACK it is east to spot that by age 4, he was solidly gay)

Can you see why I was confused? The extremes and not many in betweens?



So I decided to research the matter thoroughly...

This took as many boys as I could possibly acquire and very careful examination. Here is what I learned:


Some men are hairy: And from talking to girlfriends, some really dig this... you know... the difference between men and women and all... they like to run their fingers through it... Me? I find it gets tangled in the wheels when I pull out the frozen hot wheels...


Other men have bare chests, though I have it on good authority that most of these models, body builders and people getting their pictures taken get these bare chests by shaving at least some portion of it. I think I see stubble here, though I have an active imagination...

Here... let me look up chest hair frequency... Hmph... all I'm seeing is Caucasians have more than black or Asian men, but among Caucasians it is more common with darker skin tones...


And some men get superbuff... over-buff, in my opinion... but maintail the ability to pose like a ten-year-old girl showing off her new dress.


But mostly I learned that there are some truly perfect specimens of men out there...

So there you have it... My knowledge of the Y chromosome...

15 comments:

Will Burke said...

You may want to look a little further than your callendar. Most of us keep our six-packs in a cooler (which is the is the man's equivilant of a "muffin top").

Old Kitty said...

Naked Tart!! I could barely read your words as my eyes teared up at the sight of these beautiful men.

Thank you for making my Saturday suddenly summer - hot and sweaty.
Take care
x

Cold As Heaven said...

The world of today seams to be scared to death by body hair. Everybody's shaving all over the place. Good business for Gillette, but I think it only makes things boring

Cold As Heaven

Jan Morrison said...

I think you covered it nicely. You could throw in a slightly nerdy looking guys for those with that preference - think the professor on Gilligan's Island or Harrison Ford in the early part of the Raiders of the Lost Ark, kind of lost in thought but actually quite delicious. Man oh man - I have work to do today so that is that!
later goil...

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Thanks, Hart - now I'll have an inferiority complex for the rest of the day, nevermind that 99.999999% of the other men out there don't look like those photos, either.

L. Diane Wolfe said...

I'm okay with non hairy guys.

Loved the men's comments here! LOL

DEZMOND said...

ah, I believe that first pic is the pic of me while I was doing some modeling a few years ago :)))))

M.J. Nicholls said...

God, the male body is hideous. All those crags and sags. And the hair! My God, the hair! Then again, I would say that. I still find it hard to believe women can be attracted to those things. Eww.

Colene Murphy said...

Wow. So glad I stopped by today. Yum.

RaShelle said...

Hart - Thanks. Mmmmm. Lovely. I'll go back and read your blog now. LOL

Hart Johnson said...

*giggles* LOVE the comments. You guys (and dolls) are FABULOUS!

I married a hairless model, not a MODEL actually, but model as in version... rendition... and actually he has taken some mockery for it. But he is Scandenavian and Germanic blood, so it makes sense. What bugs me is his total hair aversion.

Walter Knight said...

Wot? You took me picture when I wasn't LQQKING? Next time I'll smile.

Jenny Beattie said...

Gosh; well, that was an unexpected pleasure.

I have a theory about hairy men: if they have lots of body hair they don't have much hair on top and vice verse.

Donna Hole said...

Yep; I really needed this today. Does every bottle of Absolute come with one of those? I need to hit the grocery store, liquor store, bar - Oh my.

......dhole

Alison said...

Well, thank you for that! All concentration gone now :) you wicked Hart you!

And I must second Jan's comment - a nice nerdy guy for me, please, with glasses and a book. Yes, we could "read" together.