Thursday, January 21, 2010

Tart Endorsement

Brought to you by NAKED THURSDAY!
And dedicated to the GURU of Snuggie, Kevin.

I’ve been on the fence for a long time on the Snuggie. As a dedicated nudist, I hold firm that clothes, particularly PANTS are evil (I even recently joined the pants as a swear word group on Facebook!—you can join too!), but I have to be honest. I run cold. I particularly run cold when I am trying to eat fewer calories than I burn (read: diet).

And it’s the dead of winter… the odds are stacking against me; can you feel it? So I look for options, if youknowwhatImean.

This just in! Slippers and Mittens are NOT Clothes!

They are ACCESSORIES, and therefore, okay by me. Though you should always be sure not to choose slippers that clash with your tiara.

So for some time now, slippers and a blanket have done this nudist just fine, except the blanket has these GAPS at the side that let cold air in! Man, I hate that—being 90% warm and having a strip up the side of my thigh freeze because the blanket has gaped.

Enter Snuggie Option

Now the benefits to this are obvious… It is enclosed on all sides except the head and arms… and it seems to me I see people walking in them, so perhaps the feet can exit when necessary.

But I was a skeptic… I mean REALLY, if you are entirely covered, isn’t that almost like CLOTHES?

And so, while holding warmth as GOOD and clothes as BAD, I have remained undecided about the Snuggie, until now.

SnuggieSutra —your answer to getting around all that fabric… to taking advantage of one of NUDITY’s advantages from the comfortable warmth of you Snuggie.

I could hardly withhold an endorsement with this new information, so there you have it… the Tart’s first official product endorsement. The Snuggie is Naked World Domination Tour friendly and strongly preferred to clothes.


Crystal Clear Proofing said...

Hysterical post! But I have one question. Why does your little chart show times when you are happy - and times when you are wearing pants. Shouldn't it be times when you AREN'T wearing pants? I mean, you do have the Snuggie now!

Watery Tart said...

It's a Venn Diagram, so the overlap is the time I am both wearing pants AND happy... if you see what I mean. *snort*

Jan Morrison said...

Nah, I'm not buying it. You have to move farther south or turn up the heat. Oh, you can't do either? Then apparently nudism is a rich person's game, like yachting or hmmm...eating. Us poor people just have to suffer along, longing to be nudists but realizing that under all our layers and layers of silk long johns and woolies and jeans and puffy jackets - we are jack-ass naked! The poor person's version.

Elizabeth Spann Craig/Riley Adams said...

The only thing that worries me about the Snuggie? Static electricity. I have a feeling my long hair would be standing straight up on end...and then the doorbell would be sure to ring.

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Watery Tart said...

*snickers* Jan, love that--'poor man's naked' teehee... Man, I can't wait until I live someplace that nudity is more comfortable.

Oh dear... Elizabeth, I'm cracking up with the image of answering the door, hair standing on end--your guests left to wonder what sort of friction you'd been up to BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!