Monday, September 26, 2011

Genres as Beer

You heard me. This is high logic here. Seriously... I was thinking the other day about something I've frequently said... when I drink beer [note: remember my often said philosophy—if you can see through it, why bother? So really I am mostly talking about ale, though the Beer Wench has proven to me that variety in lager is indeed available]


Back to writing and beer... When I drink beer, there is sort of a 'flavor total' I seek. I love a variety, but if it is amber, I like it bitter, if it is golden it needs to be REALLY bitter... but if it is BROWN, then I sort of prefer something a little on the sweet side. Especially if it's DARK brown and heavy—I like a porter, or a smooth oatmeal stout better than a plain old stout.

See... This is how I WRITE! Let me e'splain...

Let's say TOPICS addressed determine how DARK a beer is...Death is of course darkest, but if death is pretty black, rape is nearly there and kidnapping is pretty dark brown... are you with me? Psychological trauma is amber—because it's dark, but easier to overcome.

Sweet stories of love and romance? Golden. Unreal elements would be those unexpected thrills... fantasy, paranormal--(can you say pumpkin spice or ginger ale—and by ginger ale I mean an ale made with ginger, not a soft drink)--I like these, too—quite a bit if they're done well, but honestly, I like them best STILL DARK... those Christmas Ales that are brown and have nutmeg and cloves are AMAZING. The mainstream version not so much...

A FUN romance... (I'm sorry... is my cynic showing? *cough*) But a comedic romance or a romance with some life lessons (usually sold under the heading 'chick lit') would be still golden but maybe... FRUITY... (My buddy Stacy writes romance with enough humor and action that I'd maybe call them a raspberry ale, though surely she'd prefer to be a snozberry) My point is, even in fiction there is a 'flavor total' I prefer... if it is DARK, I need the sweet elements. My cozy mysteries have dead bodies... but they are funny, on the light side... Maybe nut browns.

I write a darker MOOD in most of my stuff, but the death (if even there) isn't so central, so the topic isn't quite as dark. In this writing I focus on YA (which allows some 'innocence', by ALWAYS having a character or two with a sense of humor, and by allowing for a relatively happy ending. And I generally focus on more 'relatively dark' instead of fully dark... yes, death, but it is more peripheral, rather than the theme... I kidnap a lot (is that bad?) Two of my ten books have included rapes.

So there we have it.

What kind of ale do YOU write?

Friday, September 23, 2011

My Summer Vacation



by Hart Johnson

[Today's little travelogue is brought to you by Michael DiGesu at In Time... it's a blogfest! Check out here for more participants!]


Portland, aka Beertopia or Beervana
Portland Oregon

I spent June in my favorite city opening a Microbrewery. I participated in a love triangle... sort of... well one of them is sort of just my best friend, but MAN can he kiss! There was a murder involved... erm... two actually... and the Russian mafia, but I drank a lot of fabulous beer!

This is my city. Isn't it amazing? (Mt. Hood in the background)

Also known as Bridgetown


Roanoke's Mill Mountain Star
Roanoke Virginia

Then I flew to Roanoke for a Little Miss Beauty Pageant. That might have been a little annoying... the Little Miss part, I mean. But there are great people there—family and friends...

I spent a lot of time at the newly renovated Patrick Henry Hotel

And HERE, at the lovely Elmwood Park



Here's the lovely Kahlotus city center
Kahlotus Washington

And FINALLY, they put me in an institution. It didn't matter HOW long I tried to explain the difference between bad and naughty.

And here it is from a distance. Impressive, eh?

The OUTSKIRTS of Kahlotus...


*cough *

In case you missed it, what I MEANT to say is the only way I really 'went' anywhere was through writing, but I had a darned productive summer. In June I wrote What Ales Me (a 'sassy' mystery), based in Portland. In July I did first revision of Begonia Bribe (my second Cozy Mystery, based in Roanoke). Then I did agent requested revisions on Kahlotus Disposal Site... (edgy YA).

I revisited Roanoke in September, and I am leaving for Kahlotus tonight...

On a side note, I was pleased to note when I searched Kahlotus images, my book cover, designed by my friend Joris, was on there several times...

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Substitute Blog

So like I had a really clever blog planned for today, like, innut? And I fort I might be clever annat... but instead my wee childing haz an algebra test today, and I spent my evening doing Algebra and recovering with Vodka. Erm.

So today I present you with proof Math isn't ALL evil. Right?

See. People on drugs do math *shifty*. Source

And condoms like math. Source


And Evil Villains like math Source
Oh wait... I just undid that evil thing I said, didn't I?  Sorry, my attention span is shot.

In OTHER news... I am a week into Weight Watchers and down 6 pounds as of yesterday, and we've hit Week 3 in the Couch to 5K, henceforth to be called Couch to KEG because that is what Kevin the Farmduck thought we said. *shifty*

Seriously though, vodka recovery aside (and it was within points anyway), I've done really well. I love weight watchers.

And I have an encourager for any of you interested in picking up a good habit like exercise. Three weeks makes a habit.  What does that mean? If you can FORCE yourself to adopt a behavior for three weeks, then the effort of making yourself do it drops drastically... it is a part of your routine. Apply it to writing daily. Apply it to eating better. Apply it to exercise (it was an MPH in public health who told me that).  Three weeks is as long as the wrestling match seems TOO HARD. After that it is just maintenance (not something to take for granted, but not nearly as hard).

So there.

*note:  I was actually more punchy and less vodka infused than this blog may imply.

And it's THURSDAY. You know what that means!!!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

The New Reality

So last week I shared a link on FB about the percentage of people below the poverty line being the highest since 1993, and in hard numbers this puts the US at the highest number of poor people ever. This led to a great debate among a couple of my FB friends—very civil and with lots of back-up sources—it was pretty cool, actually, to have civilized dialog from very different views, but then, I DO have fabulous friends.

Family living in car in Atlanta - source
One of the things brought up in this debate was the 'new oil boom'. Now I'd heard a little something on this, as one of my long-time friends has been unemployed (he's a civil engineer and cash-strapped states have badly tightened their belts, so a lot of the work that kept him going for 15 years has dried up), and HE mentioned the oil fields... at the time, I was 'say what?'--I just hadn't paid attention to that level of news.

Anyway, this oil boom has led to a housing shortage... in Eastern Montana, of all places. But then just that night I learn a 2nd degree relative (technically once removed... erm...) is MOVING to one of these fields in North Dakota. (in a 5th wheel trailer with a daughter—so yes, housing shortage... I can tell you, I'm not sure I'd want to winter in North Dakota in a trailer)


And it got me thinking...



Construction Grand Coulee Dam, Grand Coulee, WA
Digression: My Stepdad, the Dam Kid

My stepdad grew up in the 50s with his father, an electrician who specialized in the set-up of dams... you heard me, hydro-electric power—those giant things that block rivers in exchange for electricity... there was a TIME there weren't all that many, but post-WW2, America wanted MORE POWER... Anyway, he and his family moved all over the US as his dad worked on one dam and then another. He went to 3 high schools... for a while he and his dad moved on to the next place while his mom and sisters stayed (his older sister wanting to finish high school in a place she wasn't a stranger). I think it was hard on their family in some ways, but really developed character in others. And I think several families moved together—the same type of crew needed for each new location—almost like the military that way.


Back to My Story

So is this happening again? Or might it? I can see a reasonable application of this model in wind. Windmills can be built pretty much anywhere with open land... and there surely is some specialized skill in the building. Now oil is limited to where there are oil reserves, so the set up there isn't going to jump place to place to place. But it just seemed there may, in this economy, be a new, necessary mobilization.


I wonder how long this stuff will take to come to books. What comes to mind is Steinbeck's Dustbowl stuff, but maybe that is the pessimist in me. Still, can you imagine living in a normal city, leading a normal life, and being uprooted to move to a trailer in North Dakota. (don't get me wrong, North Dakota has some charm—I actually think Bismark is a charming little city, even if I only spent a lunch there on my drive moving here from Oregon). But MAN, those winters! And the emotional upheaval of moving to pretty much the middle of nowhere... what stories might there be?

You have any first or second degree experiences with the new realities?  You think any of them might make your books?

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Welcome Lynn Rush!

So I spotted Lynn early in my venture into social marketing. She has a presence that is fun and professional at the same time, and I totally thought she was already a PRO... you know... 6 or so books under her belt. She just carries herself that way—with confidence.

So how lucky am I that it so happens I got to read her DEBUT book!? (And it's a great one—very well done), and then I sent her some interview questions, and so THAT is what you get today! (you know the deal: me in purple, Lynn in blue)

Without further ado, WELCOME, LYNN!


You did a couple things with Point of View that I found really interesting. Your narrator is both MALE and DEMON. It seems to me as a woman on the side of the good guys, neither of these decisions would have felt most natural to me (even though I definitely see how this is the most interesting angle to tell it from)—did you ever conceive of this story from a different viewpoint, or was this the way it came to you? Can you talk a little about that decision?

This is actually how it came to me. I love reading first person stories, so I’m not surprised I enjoy writing first person stories. Taking it from the male POV…now that was a bit of a surprise to me. I find men and how they process things so very interesting, so it was a fun challenge. You can bet I pulled on all my resources for help: asking my husband and drawing from my educational and occupational backgrounds as well. But it was fun and I had a blast writing it.


Your female love interest is TALL!!! As a tall woman, I'm very aware this doesn't seem to happen that often. Are you tall? Most of Beka's appearance has what seems to me, symbolism to it, but this feature I found particularly interesting. Was there a reason for this, or was it just sort of how you pictured her?

I’m actually not tall. I’m barely five foot five. But, I love surprising characters. By that I mean, I wouldn’t expect someone super tall to be super agile. I wouldn’t expect a big muscular, tattooed and pierced guy to be super cuddly and sensitive. Or a super wimpy-looking guy to be able to pick up a car. Now, not all of that is in Wasteland, but I mentioned them to prove my point. Beka is surprising to me. As her character unfolded, I liked where it went. I love that about characters. What did you find symbolic about her? I’d love to hear it (as long as there aren’t any spoilers**LOL**)
[Tart response:  Her fairness--the blonde hair and very fair skin all were symbolic of what she represented.]--shout if that's too close to spoiler.

This was my first angels and demons story I've read and I was very interested to watch the line—flirting with religion and religious mythology without ever really getting into religion. Do you feel like you had to be careful here? Is this book fairly representative of the sub-genre, in your opinion. [on a side note, I think you did this very well—I think delving deeper into religious issues would have pulled me out of the story, but ignoring it entirely would have felt wrong, too]

Consciously careful…not really. I pretty much write what’s on my heart. I’m a Christian so some of that leaks into my writing through symbolism, things like that. Anyone who knows me knows I’m not really a preacher-type person. However, they do know about my faith in God, but you’re not going to be steamrolled with finger pointing, preaching, and judgment by me. That’s not what I’m about. That’s not what my writing is about. I just want to write books for an age group who doesn’t really have much out there to read: the after high school age but not into the steamy adult novels age. That’s what they’re calling New Adult. Some term in Upper YA, too.


Wasteland is your debut novel, but I remember spotting you—already established and networking—when I started blogging two years ago. How long have you been writing seriously, with the intent of publishing? And how long ago did you start social networking?

I started to write seriously May of 2008. I can remember it specifically because it was when I found my first national writing organization, found a critique group, and survived my first critique. I was hooked then. I absorbed anything and everything and kept on writing.

I started my blog around September of 2008. I’d dabbled a bit before that, but didn’t know what I was doing. It was after a social media lecture I’d attended that I jumped into it full steam. I’ve never looked back. I love blogging, Facebooking, and Tweeting. Not sold 100% on the Google+ yet, but we’ll see where it leads.


I'm interested in Jessica. The immortals—the guardians and angels, are in agreement that this mortal girl is a greater treasure than they... and it seems to me her high power is one of forgiveness (or is it perception?)... I'm curious if your conception of her is different, and I'd like to hear your views on what truly makes one 'divine'--is forgiveness central there? Or is this more how the character played out?

I mentioned earlier how I like to give people surprising power. This applies with Jessica as well. We first meet Jessica and she appears quite weak. She’s a child. Barely fifteen. But when things get rolling, she turns out to be a powerhouse. Something I couldn’t have expected. I love doing that with characters. I didn’t really have Forgiveness in mind while writing Jessica, more it was her releasing people from the confines of lies and deception. But I can see how someone would see forgiveness. That’s what I love about books. People can see different things in them. Love it.

Oh, back to the question.

Like David. His mother bound him to something he never wanted. He was trapped into doing evil, killing, bringing humans to his demonic Master. So, Jessica’s more about releasing someone from supernatural bondage than anything.


And as to geography... I know you are located in Phoenix... and your story happens in Arizona, California... there is mention of Utah... is this strictly a familiarity element, or were there additional reasons for location?

I love Arizona. The desert provides a wide variety of obstacles to throw at characters. It’s really fun, actually. The rest of the states mentioned were just because I’ve either been there or I know people who live or have lived in those states. It’s a built in resource knowing people who live in the climate you’re writing about. 


And finally-- do you have another project currently in the juggernaut? Where is it in process? And how similar or different is it from this one?

I do. Actually, I signed a three-book deal with the same publisher, Crescent Moon Press, for my Violet Night Trilogy. All three books are already written, and I’ve first round edits on book one (Violet Midnight). I’ve written book two to Wasteland (tentatively called Awaited) and it’s going through the critique process now. Crescent Moon Press hasn’t bought that one, but they have first right of refusal since it’s based off Wasteland. So, we’ll see how Wasteland does. Maybe things will go well enough that they’ll want book two as well.

Impressive!  So you've really been seriously writing and polishing--a note to all of you--I think that is about where we ought to BE when our first is published--have a passel lined up and nearly ready to go in case you cause a publisher to swoon, which it sounds like Lynn has!
 

Thanks so much for having me here today, Hart. I really enjoy your blog!!

And thank YOU, Lynn! For the great read and fun interview! Good luck with book sales!

Short Bio:
Lynn Rush began her writing career in 2008. She has both an undergraduate and graduate degree in the mental health field and has enjoyed applying that unique knowledge to developing unique characters.
A former inline speed skater and mountain biker, Lynn has been known to test the limits of her athletic endurance. So, when she's not writing, she spends time enjoying the Arizona sunshine by road biking nearly 100 miles per week with her husband of fifteen years and going on jogs with her loveable Shetland Sheep dogs.
Catch the Rush: www.lynnrush.com
Goodreads: http://bit.ly/k6NAZa  
Barnes and Noble: http://bit.ly/pbigOg
All Romance Ebooks: http://bit.ly/nujjjp
You Tube Trailer:  http://youtu.be/k-KRE1yMiNk 

Monday, September 19, 2011

Ahoy, Me Hearties!

Some landlubbers may not know, but today is Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!

Now my REAL blogging efforts have been put into today's Burrower's, Books and Balderdash post on books about pirates. HERE, we're having a little Pirate Party...

And if we are going to have a PIRATE party, we first need a couple PIRATES, eh?

I think Cap'n Jack is about the sexiest man on the planet... even if he's fictional... It's the eyeliner, yes? GADS but I love a man in eyeliner.

What?

Tell me I'm not alone here.(though the adeptness Depp has with expressions are FABULOUS for making a woman feel naked, which surely is an admirable goal)

Any of you not quite so into this gender bendy stuff may appreciate Will Turner a little more... and he IS pretty... especially with that GREAT BIG GUN, eh?


And no party is complete without a nice dose o' GROG, right?


And just so yibus know how to speak today... some helpful Pirate Phrases... (for a fuller list, check here)

Ahoy, Matey - Hello, my friend!

Avast ye - stop and check this out or pay attention

Bilge-sucking - insult

Dead men tell no tales - phrase indicating to leave no survivors

Feed the fish - will soon die

Hornswaggle - to defraud or cheat out of money or belongings

Savvy? - do you understand and do you agree?

Scurvy dog - the pirate is talking directly to you with mild insult

Shiver me timbers! - comparable to "Holy Crap!"

Three sheets to the wind - someone who is very drunk. One sheet is mildly drunk and four sheets is passed out.

Yo Ho Ho - cheerful exhortation to demand attention

So thar ye go, ye scurvy dogs! Set out and parlay the word!!!

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Mini Update



Squeaky Wheel 1:  Asshat Telephone and Technology 1


What does that MEAN?  My computer complaint generated a refund of $29.97 which was woefully inadequate. (I was requesting $250, remember). And the internet was not back on... So I CALLED...

The annoying trouble is, if they think you owe then money, the HING BLOODY HINGING AUTOMATED SYSYEM will only funnel you to people who are able to take your money. The man I reached was pleasant, nice, sympathetic... and had no power to do a FREAKING THING but take my money.  So he transferred me.

I waited on hold AGAIN.  And the system asked for my identification number... which I didn't have... BECAUSE IT WAS THE WRONG FREAKING PLACE!  I might have yelled at the person on the other line... they couldn't transfer me BACK which seemed totally unreasonable... Then the idiot HUNG UP ON ME!  You hear that AT&T? One of your subcontractors is REALLY RUDE!

*cough*

So I called back and swore at that automated guy... If you swear at him, he says, "It sounded like you said, you wanted to talk to a customer service representative. Is this right?" *snort*  Who the HECK got stuck programming all that swearing so that was how he responded. I've experimented over the past months. Pretty much any demand as to what he can do to himself gets that response. Most often I just say 'YOU SUCK'.

And I had to wait on hold again... And I reached a nice man who was even MORE sympathetic... a very nice man with a deep soothing (I suspect black) voice, so listening was nice, too, and he had the decency to stay on the line with me to make sure I was actually connected to who he meant to connect me to...

Felicia.... Oh, Felicia... You need a few lessons in customer service.  She CLAIMED that all those repair people would have FIXED my bloody phone... Felicia, were you at my house? I told her to run our records--they could verify in ALL that time that no call lasted longer than maybe 10 seconds. On occasion we COULD connect, but then it would DROP. MOSTLY we couldn't connect. People calling US never got past 2 rings.  I went through the comedy of errors of these repair people, none of whom had the story from the LAST several people who'd been here. We only got it fixed because WE finally understood the problem well enough to walk the guy through all the things that DIDN'T work so he had a fresh starting place (a short in one of our jacks was interfering with all calls, so he had to disconnect that jack entirely from the system). Felicia also said, 'well I SEE here they've already credited you the..."

Ahem!  We were not short service for one half of ONE month. We were short five months... NOT ADEQUATE.

So she said "the only thing I can do is send you to cancellation."

Kathy, in cancellation, heard my tale and was OUTRAGED on my behalf and within five minutes had credited us another hundred dollars--enough that our account was no longer in the red (so internet was on the next morning).  She said for any MORE, I would need to write to corporate headquarters, and encouraged me to do so. She said while I was at it, I should give them an eyeful about the inefficiency of this infrastructure. The people who collect your money should be able to adjust bills RIGHT THERE... no transferring around... Sure, maybe it's a manager, but the current system puts people on hold WAY too long. (my night of calls totaled 2 hours--if I hadn't have been so determined, I may very well have given up--honestly, I think that's their goal)

So the lesson... right from the get go, if you have trouble like this, just SAY "I want to cancel" because the cancellation department is the only one with any power.


Source
My OTHER Ass

*cough*

So Weight Watchers at Work fell through... not enough people in my building... but I was psychologically set to start, so I signed up online. They had a special--buy a 3 month package, get the 4th month free. Plus some discount on the sign-up, I think.  For $65, I have 4 months.

New Weight Watchers is a little different. I get quite a few more points, but foods HAVE more points too--As best as I can tell, this is an attempt to count carbs, as well as the fat, fiber and calories that have always been part of the formula. They just have it set up to encourage certain choices.

I am on day 3.  Not super hard (though a little). I LIKE the online food diary. The only trouble is I like some transparency for planning... right now, i don't know how many points something is until I plug in a specific thing, where before I had a real feel for broad categories of things "things like this are more, things like this are less". I'm not saying the old system is superior, but i think the online set-up doesn't have the 'okay, it works like this'.

And that's probably ME. I think a lot of people prefer to learn food by food. I'm a big picture person, though... remember?  "what trees?" (which is why I married the guy who sees life for the pine needles).  But I'm smart... I will learn it. I will just need to be diligent for a while.  I've stayed on points so far... used some of my weekly floating points for Friday cocktails (will do the same for Saturday cocktails)

I LOVE that they've added fruit to the freebies... Veggies always were, but when I feel really hungry, veggies don't really do it for me. Fruit can in the short run (had a peach last night at 1am because I felt like hunger might keep me awake--that was my staying up too late, but still... it's not like that's a rarity for me)

So anyway... that's where I am.

Back to normal Monday. Hope you all have a great weekend!

Thursday, September 15, 2011

AT&T Sucks Rocks

Fine friends, my land line didn't work from March to August. Internet still worked, so because of how AT&T bills, I paid my bill (the late fee is exorbitant)... until this month... when instead of a payment, I sent them a BILL, with a letter explaining the refund that was due to me.

They proceeded to shut off my home internet. I decided while I raise my stink, it is maybe time to take a blogcation, as I can VISIT blogs from work (though on the light side, as I have a few big deadlines), but I can't take the time to write and post from work.  So I will be back MONDAY (though if service isn't going, I may only do a few a week), and the next few days... if you wonder what I am up to, I am yelling and screaming at the idiots who run Asshat Telephone and Technology.

I will give a shout if it works. My next bill to them will include my TIME for waiting on the phone for all the failed service calls, my cell phone bill, and the new DSL thing we had to buy. If it goes to a 3rd letter, I am suing them for pain and suffering in an amount adequate to make up for lack of sugar daddy.

What can YOU do? 

NEVER use AT&T.
Spread the word that they STINK.
Complain about them TO them and elsewhere.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

If I could be...

So Talli Roland is super smart, yeah? This is her second book release event I'm participating in and her second home run idea...

Willow Watts, in Talli's latest book (released TODAY) has settled into a boring life until an impersonation of Marilyn Monroe she does goes viral on YouTube... so Talli has asked all of US who we'd be for a day, if we could get away with it...

For more info on the blogfest and a list of everyone participating, check here.


They only look pained...
If I could be Anyone, I'd Be...

JK Rowling... Author extraordinaire, responsible almost single-handedly for several new generations of excited readers...

There are several reasons I'd love to be Jo... She is WICKED smart, she is MAJORLY creative, she turned her life into a fairy tale, she is KIND, she keeps making amazing decisions (I mean would YOU realize what a win it would be to hold out on movies until they agreed to only make them very close to how you wrote them?), she is one thing I will surely never be: Classy...

But mostly, she is living every author's DREAM.

And maybe, just maybe, if I was Jo for a day, I would come away from it with some of that magic...

Yup... that's my choice...


As for Talli...

She is getting a little slice of that dream today... I wish her a ton of luck with her latest book... and just so YOU get the proper temptation to go check it out...

About Watching Willow Watts


For Willow Watts, life has settled into a predictably dull routine:

days behind the counter at her father's antique shop and nights watching TV, as the pension-aged residents of Britain's Ugliest Village bed down for yet another early night. But everything changes when a YouTube video of Willow's epically embarrassing Marilyn Monroe impersonation gets millions of hits after a viewer spots Marilyn's ghostly image in a frame.

Instantly, Willow's town is overrun with fans flocking to see the 'new Marilyn'. Egged on by the villagers -- whose shops and businesses are cashing in -- Willow embraces her new identity, dying her hair platinum and ramming herself full of cakes to achieve Marilyn's legendary curves.

But when a former flame returns seeking the old Willow, Willow must decide: can she risk her stardom and her village's newfound fortune on love, or is being Marilyn her ticket to happiness?

And because now I KNOW you're tempted... Here is where to buy!

Amazon UK: http://amzn.to/nIygHP
Amazon.com: http://amzn.to/riMpmH

Good luck, Talli!!!

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Kill Someone Already!!!

So I got feedback on my soon-due Cozy from Superbeta late last week. [should a superbeta who knits be a superknitbeta?] Leanne... whatever the case—she is FABULOUS and has not only read everything I've ever let ANYBODY read and provided great feedback, but reads cozies like a lunatic... [she also reads YA like a lunatic... making her not only superknitbeta but a double lunatic, perhaps with genius rising...] *cough*

The feedback...  
JUST KILL SOMEONE ALREADY!

Okay. So she said it nicely... pointed out that she looked in several cozies and on average, the murder happens at the end of chapter 3—late, as mysteries go—my OWN first cozy found the body at the beginning of chapter 3... this one... erm... chapter 7.

I knew it was late, but this was my SECOND, and there was not only the Reintroduction of characters and careful (tenuous) stepping on last book's plot [GADS—how do you dance on the wire between reviewing what needs to be known and not giving away for those who will read the first book AFTER the second?!--because cozies really don't NEED to be read in order—that is sort of the point... but at the same time, I want my characters to live lives and have real stuff happen...] and then of course the intro of THIS book's characters and plot... Yeah, I probably got carried away... not backstory exactly, but between setup, character and backstory... yeah... chapter 7... so sue me...

But Leanne gave me my reality check I needed...

So I am rewriting...

A party with all the characters (or most) critical to THIS book, has been moved from chapter 5 to 2 and the body find has been moved from 7 to 4.


But NOW... the careful work of rewriting the rest (through chapter 8 anyway) so that all the rest accounts for the order of the changes...

It's important... it needed to happen.

It's really why we need a beta reader who devours our genre...


In other news...

I am taking a class today—my first class in about four years. I know a few things about classes.

1)  the brain takes more energy than any organ, so if it's a good class (which I suspect it will be—calculating sample size, which may bore the lot of you, but as a stats geek, I will both have to pay careful attention and see lots of relevant applications to my day job) I will be exhausted, by the end of the day (it is 9-5, pretty much)
2)  Chances of me getting in HERE other than my lunch hour are slim, and possibly not then... certainly no blog visiting (sadly) (or facebook or any other fun stuff)



In HAPPIER Other News...

So this Couch to 5K thing... I've done 8 workouts in 2 weeks... and my neighbors are the world's best people... we aren't burning up the roads exactly, but we are really doing it. Oliver's person is FABULOUS. My neighbor of pool fame is FABULOUS. This is a thing that is working... the peer support is wonderful...

And as a bonus, Oliver's person, who used to work at Border's brought me an AMAZING gift bag this morning. It is mostly writing journals—two large, two smaller, but ALSO a dystopian novel (YA—she thought kids and I might all enjoy) and a workout video and a CD! She swears she got a lot of stuff free with Border's closing, but it is still FABULOUSLY generous!

So I apologize for my absence today!

Monday, September 12, 2011

Gameday Madness

Saturday Michigan Stadium held its first ever night game. It was against Notre Dame—a classic rivalry...

Door decal
I guess you should know some background. We live close enough to Michigan Stadium that people pay us to park in our yard for football games. It depends how big the game is on how much we charge... and how far ahead of game time we begin. We can tell the latter by when our street is full so there is no more free parking around. Normally, for a 3:00 game... it is about noon... for Saturday's 8:00 game... also noon... yes. Eight hours ahead of the game...

You see, South Bend is close enough for an easy drive... and those nutty fighting Irish like to come shake it up... even if they DON'T have tickets... A lot of people come just for the party.

So normally we charge $15 a car to park... we drop to $10 for minor games... For this one we increased to $20...

Hubby had 4 regulars call to save them spots... and we do that for our regulars—that is one of the perks of going to the same house each week.

What it meant was we knew we'd fill, but not until closer to game time, so we had room for some tail-gaters in our yard... quite the spread they had, too... (there was even a blue one)--they were great—offered food and beer to the hubby who was working it... told Joel how cute he was...

And we filled... and then some... it was actually a great atmosphere... and a good game except it should not have been nearly as close as it was...

So this was a very good thing for us. We made enough money for the tires that need replacing AND an oil change... those things that come up and aren't factored into the monthly budget... definitely a good thing.

This was our yard at capacity--12 cars


I still managed to get some editing done, but not at the pace I would have liked... I'm in a mad rush, though... Here I go!

Friday, September 9, 2011

Bloogin Bloogin

So yesterday was a MAD marathon.

I worked. I registered for Weight Watchers (start next Thursday at work). I had an appointment for something...erm. (not health, no worries). I ran my couch jog. I was on dinner patrol, as HWMNBMOTI was working... Because of the appointment I needed the car so I had to take HWMNBMOTI to work and pick him up... It was curriculum night at school... I had to pick daughter up from work.


You can see where blogging might have been a challenge, yes?

But thanks to the lovely Cruella, I have a new fresh offering... sort of... All of this weeks blog posts... with a SWEDISH ACCENT!

(hmmmm Seems to not like this being circular, so once you get there, you need to 'dialectize' to see it)

*snarf * (have you ever seen anything so funny?)


Hope you all have a great Friday! I am going under for editing, so I will see you next week!

Bjork Bjork!

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Back Atter!

Getting going can be tough, eh? But how much harder is it to get going AGAIN? You know... after a break... Well I am trying to get at it in a couple domains at the moment, so I thought maybe I'd talk about THAT...


Couch to 5K

So I've got 4 days under my belt now... 3 with my peeps and on Saturday, by myself on the elliptical, but I DID alternate more speed/tension with slower... I really did the spirit of the workout, but it was HOT and there were some hundred thousand extra people in town for a football game.

It's possible I might die.

Okay, hopefully not. But I am sore... achy... my legs. My hip joints. Even my back is stiff (I think from the extra compounding stuff?)

But on the positive side, Tuesday's run was easier.... And also on the positive side, another neighbor is joining us so we get to do the first week again (did you hear my sigh of relief?)

But I think it will work... I think it will take... I think it's taking already. The youngun (Oliver's person) is a fabulous cheerleader. I think she's doing the rest of us a great service, as I know I would have only run some small portion... I also notice the days I do it, I don't feel as much like snacking late. So that is a side bonus... So YAY for getting back to it...


Childings on 1st day 2011
Back to School

My childings started the 2011-2012 school year on Tuesday... They seem to be enjoying it so far... I guess for me the tough transition is sharing space in the morning (no hitting snooze, as I need to be done for daughter to shower) and making blasted school lunches... (okay... only do it for son... daughter always complains—she inherited that trait from her non-maternal parent, but never mind—the rule around her is if you aren't content with what is done FOR YOU, you can do it yourself). Whatever the case... I'm a little tired and I haven't even hit parent night (tonight for son, next week maybe for daughter). It will take a little time to get settled, but I guess we're there...



Begonia Bribe

I am trying to do a last mad rush clean-up... this hasn't gone exactly as I thought... I hoped to send a very clean draft to my agent, but it really needs a clean a read and a clean... I hate being behind, but there it is. I am mad rushing... first clean THIS WEEK, hopefully a read in a week, and then back to Ellen in just about 2 days...


Kahlotus

When I am done with the first of those cleans and sent to a couple readers, I have FEEDBACK from my agent for some changes on Kahlotus... a couple bigger and a lot of smaller, but all manageable in maybe 10 days... or that's the plan... Hopefully Amy will have a submittable draft by October 1....


Are the rest of yibus getting back to it, too? It is September, after all...

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

First Insecurity Blanket

So we are venturing into this fabulous brainchild of Alex's... a post (from a big group of us every first Wednesday) to support each other through the insecurities of writing... by SHARING (and where we can, debunking) all these insecurities we feel, hopefully we can help others...

Insecurities are things that I have a history of denial about... It's not that I don't have them... it is just that my abilities in the domain of the delusion are vast.

But perhaps my delusions might be helpful... perhaps you TOO can be delusional...


So let's start with.... The Conspiracy of Silence

When you throw your work out there... and hear NOTHING... is it a scathing declaration of unworthiness? Do they HATE it? Even when it's... you know... your MOTHER? It seems like often when I share... I get... you know... nothing...

PARANOID me says: ACK! I'm UNWORTHY!!!! They love me and so are TOO AFRAID to say how bad it is!

But see, delusional me says: People have LIVES. They are BUSY! I'm not the most important thing in their lives! (and you KNOW how delusional THAT is!)

*cough*

erm...

Seriously though. I get deeply into these 'why isn't everybody as concerned with my stuff as I am?' moments... And in reality, I just need a reality check... People really ARE  busy and sometimes my timing sucks, even when initially, there wasn't a conflict when I first asked. Stuff comes up. It's not about me. MY life may be all about me, but sadly, not everybody else's is...

er... yeah...

Here are the other participants. I encourage you to go visit them, too!

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Janet Oakley on History

So today's guest is one of my ABNA buddies—a fabulous woman from my Pacific Northwest. I have huge admiration for people who write historical fiction. I am a person who gets bleary eyed reading books of dates and battles, but put a great story in it, and it comes alive for me—and suddenly I love history. Now see... that 'can't read the straight stuff' means writers like Janet are critical to people like ME being able to learn and enjoy history...


So without further ado, Welcome Janet!

Well, first of all let me say that I'm excited to be a guest on your blog. I promise to be on my best tart behavior, though writing-wise, I haven't tried it from the bath tub. I'm more a sit-by-the-river or hole- up-at-my-favorite-coffee-shop writer. I must need noise in the background.

I've been writing historical novels for a number of years, querying, sometimes getting requests for full- manuscripts, other times getting award recognition. I finally decided to figure out what the fuss was all about in self-publishing, especially now that you don't have to publish a book and have a thousand copies in boxes in your garage. So last November, I put my historical novel Tree Soldier on Kindle and in March 2011 released it in book form. As I go around doing book talks, people come and tell me their stories of their father or grandfather's time in the Civilian Conservation Corps in the 1930s.--the background to my novel. It has made me pat myself on the back for having a research plan in the beginning with notes I can turn to for creating PowerPoint presentations and answer questions intelligently.


The Research Plan: Putting History into Your Historical Fiction

So what is a research plan? I'd call it a way of organizing your study of the time your characters are living in. It's important you have a good story to tell, but but ask yourself some basic questions?
What period are you writing in? What is the technology of that time? Media? Transportation? Foodways? Costume and etiquette?
One thing about those who write historical fiction (straight or historical romance), understanding your era and all its customs is paramount.

I love Bernard Cornwall's Sharpe series. Cornwall is an expert on Peninsula military campaigns and can bring to life the politics, social attitudes, and English and Spanish culture in the early 1800s. His characters are vibrant. His research is amazing. But Diana Gabaldon is a wonderful writer too and no slouch on understanding her characters' time frame and how they might act in 18th century Scotland, France and North Carolina. I actually heard them on a historical fiction panel and both said that you have to write in you era and accept certain attitudes of the times that your character might face. The trick is meet the needs of the modern reader. Gabaldon noted that she got a lot of flack when Jaimie in Outlander spanks Claire for disobeying him, but Gabaldon didn't apologize. That's how it was. Just that 1940's Claire didn't quite like that at all!

Getting Started

See the chart for what a plan might look like and do a few things:

  • Start with old school research-- books at your library.
  • Read some general books about the period. Historical textbooks, local histories, biographies. Take notes. Secondary resources= context
  • If your library doesn’t have the book you want use intra-library
  • Look at bibliographies in the back of these books for additional works, primary and secondary. You can look for them on-line later in Google Books or academic websites.
  • Do on-line search using key words. Make sure your sources are reliable. Anything with “edu” or “gov” (national parks have great history) is sourced. Stay away from wikpedias that can have old or disproved information, easily changed by a whim.
  1. Join an e-mail focus group. This can include a genealogical society.
  2. Read the literature of the time (books and poems), ads, brochures, flyers (local museum or state archives have these) & newspapers
  3. Locate pictures, graphics & maps
  • Use the rule of three—have at least three resources that might be covering a particular historical incident or event.

Organization
As you gather, organize. Assign numbers to your resources. Put on index cards or some note taking program. I use file folders for material I've copied, have categories for various subjects I'm researching.
Most of all, have fun. How will your character's react? What problems will they face when it takes seven weeks for the mail to go through?

Thanks again for the opportunity to drop by. Happy writing and hunting for the perfect quote or historical find (My recent favorite comment about my town in 1858: “Whatcom is a miserable hole of the place.” Lovely find which I'll use in my next non-fiction piece)

References:
Bernard Cornwall

To learn more about Janet:
History Weaver Blog
Thanks so much, Janet!  Great advice!

Friday, September 2, 2011

Virtual Suitcase


So first... I completed our first run/walk interval-mabob... It's possible I may die. Probably not, but maybe. GADS, I am more out of shape than I thought. That said, the company was good—we laughed a lot. The youngun (Oliver's person) is younger and fitter than us older ones, but we still made it. My butt hurts... (TMI?)

But enough of my pain...




You came for THE IDEA!!!!


So this is sort of unorthadox, eh? I disapprove of clothes on every level... but sometimes there is an idea that really could work for somebody... and since I don't approve of clothes, I might as well share, eh? Hopefully the karma of it will come back around. I prefer my karma by check, if anybody is curious. Just email me. I will get you the address.


Predicators...

People travel for business.
Suitcases wrinkle clothing.
Airlines have begun charging for each suitcase you check...


My IDEA?

A virtual wardrobe... A nicer department store... maybe Nordstrom—their service is better than most... begins a service where they 'sell' clothes (try on, expert fitting, all that), but you keep your wardrobe virtually... try it on to buy, but then when you go on your trip, you go online and 'pack' and your clothes meet you there—their store local to your destination sends it straight to your hotel... all you need to pack is underthings (if you tolerate them) and toiletries... there is a fee for dry cleaning when you get them the second time, but mostly, your clothes just meet you where you need them...

You also could cut back on what you kept in your closet, freeing up room for more toys, yes? And you'd never have to iron again, yeah? Heck, that's worth a lot right there! But the real thing is, convenience, and the fact that by shifting money from 'luggage check' to 'wardrobe service' it is a net EVEN for the customer plus the convenience of no wrinkles, lost luggage or lugging stuff around... This is especially nice for multi-purpose trips... I went to Scotland in 2008 for work, then traveled for fun... how NICE to leave the business clothes where I needed them instead of having to drag them through Naked Wales?

Funny. That seemed a lot more complicated in my head... But not so much, eh?

All I ask is if this makes anyone any real money, they send me a cut...

*nods*


29 and 25 here...
In Other News

Today HWMNBMOTI is once again 4 years older than me. This brings balance. It is lopsided when he is only 3 years older (something that only lasts about 9 weeks, thankfully)... Did you know 4 years apart (or multiples of 4) are the best compatibility in Chinese Astrology... I am a Horse, he is a Tiger... only the Dog is as well suited. (in fact my son is also a Tiger). He (back to HWMNBMOTI now) is also a Virgo... complimentary to my Cancer Sun... and perfectly matched to my Virgo moon... Perfectly compatible, whatever complications may sometimes strike...

A lot of people have shaken heads at us over the years. We are not easy. But we both live on the tails, and so need each other badly. And on that cryptic note... I am having a 4-day weekend... WAHOO for that!  Any of you with real power out there... i've been trying to make this the norm and getting nowhere, so I'd appreciate it if you'd get on this. We'd all be happier.





Thursday, September 1, 2011

Super-Neighbors to the Rescue!!!

So I had a great business idea I was going to post today... but I'm doing it tomorrow. So if ANY of you know rich people wanting a really good idea... send them in tomorrow... All I ask is a generous percentage for being the brain child... but TODAY...

I got sidetracked by groovy neighbors.


Oliver is a different color, but otherwise, looks like this
My Dog has a Best Friend

It's true. Joel has a buddy, Oliver, who is a long-haired Dachshund—very handsome, friendly fellow... so Oliver and his person were walking by last night... I was upstairs as hubby was at work and childings were still roller-coastering... so we spotted them when they walked by and went out to say hi.

Both dogs decided to pester Jean (fabulous neighbor of swimming pool fame) and so begged at her door until she came out, so the three of us women and the two dogs visited a good long time.

Comfy sofa
And we decided something...


Oliver's person was laid off when Borders closed their corporate office and grumbled about weight gain... I grumbled about my weight. Jean is thin as a rail but would like to be more fit...

The three of us decided we are going to do the Couch to 5K program... starting TONIGHT... Now I've done this program before and it is totally manageable. So if any of you would like to join us, you are welcome. We are going to do our jog Monday, Tuesday and Thursday (plus Oliver's person and I on Sunday)...

I also have the work Weight Watcher's coming soon... but I like this starting a program on the first of a month... especially a month like September that is a 'start' month because of the school year.

The first week it is alternating running 60 seconds with walking 90 seconds for 20 minutes... nothing, eh? You could totally do that, eh? So if you want to, DO!!!

And don't forget... send all potential sugar daddies in tomorrow...