On the 9th Day of Christmas the Tart's true wish for you, is 9 Aches from Laughing
7 Nice surprises
5 Brand New Books!
4 Old Connections
3 Second helpings
2 Christmas parties
And the patience to shop and stay sane!
This is self explanatory. I want you to laugh so hard that it makes your belly ache. We all need a good laugh. Often.