Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Random Naked


So remember months back when I asked for Random Topics? And how I only did it once? *cough* Yeah, sorry about that... But I am getting BACK to the list... There were 41 items on the list... a random number generator came up with #19.

Number 19 came from Simon, My ManTart Twin... He suggested:
Naked World Domination: What it means to Me.

Now it's been a while since I did any heavy recruiting, though I always work on it a little... but it is good timing to tell all o' y'all about the Naked World Domination Movement... what it means to ME and why YOU should consider joining...



Origins of Nudity

You might know this, but we were ALL born naked. Every last one of you was starkers when you came into this world. It is the natural state of things, and I don't think I need to even say MOST COMFORTABLE... Clothes are BINDING, ITCHY, CLASSIST and create a whole layer of things we have to THINK about (matching, coordination anallat) that is really a waste of mental energy.

Oh, I know... those of you in the US are half buried in snow and the other half will be buried by this time tomorrow, but THAT'S what cozy BLANKETS are for. Isn't a nice fluffy down comforter superior to an itchy wool sweater and long-johns topped by bluejeans in every possible way?

It is really only people intent on controlling us who tell us to put on clothes, and you know... who wants to be told what to do? Certainly NOT me!!!!



Origins of Total World Domination *BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

There was a time I wanted to be a princess. I was pretty ticked to find out you had to be born with royal blood even to marry in to the station... but then I got to thinking... there are a lot of... manners and stuff... And I can't really abide by ladylike behavior...

And BESIDES... a PRINCESS has people she has to LISTEN TO! And I think I said already, I want NONE of that!

And see QUEENS have some of the same trouble... unless they can get rid of the king or something... but an EMPRESS... now EMPRESS was something I could get behind!

Thus began the quest for Total World Domination!!!! *BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *



A Marriage of Beautiful Ideas: Naked World Domination Tour!

See now... if I was in charge of everything... and because I'm really NICE... I'd want all my minions to be comfortable TOO. Plus, I think people have a much harder time being really rotten to each other if everyone is naked, and I really want everybody to be NICE! So I figured if everybody was NAKED, they would be NICE and HAPPY! It's all good, yes?




Adam and Eve
Qing Empress
Phara

27 comments:

Chandrika Shubham said...

Totally different views u have!

Old Kitty said...

Cast off the chains of nylon mix that bind us and get NAKED!!!! Is wot I say too!

:-) I am inspired! Thank you! Take care
x

Rachael Harrie said...

Aha, and the origin of the NWDT outs!!!

Hugs,

Rach

Will Burke said...

I like my clothes. They aren't "fine," but I'm comfortable with them. Then I got to the part where people were more likely to be nice if we were all naked. You may be onto something there.

Hart Johnson said...

Chandrika (beautiful name!) Yes... I suppose different is something I just need to own... teehee

Jenny-YAY!

Rachael-Yup... organic origins *shifty*

Will-I think it's because we are a little vulnerable when naked, and if we are nasty, we risk somebody being nasty BACK which we don't want!

Boonie S said...

I was not born naked. I was born with a smile on my face - which disappeared as soon as I realised that I was the last one of triplets.

Have a naughty but nice naked day, Boonie

Sarah Ahiers (Falen) said...

i agree with your candidacy. And since i sleep mostly nude, i'm already well on my way. Sign me up!

Lee Libro said...

You should look up Anastasia by Vladimir Megre. I think she's just a myth, but if she were real, as some believe, she'd love this post.

gideon 86 said...

For almost half my life I was in the fashion industry and wore clothes for a living. I LOVED clothes, notice the "ED." But that was another time in my life. Now I live in jeans, sweats, and tees and they are comfortable for the most part. Since you and I live in the north and two feet of snow is expected as we speak, I'm not ready for total nakedness... now if I lived in the tropics, you'd have another follower.

I do like you philosophy about naked people being kinder to one another....

Michael

Carol Kilgore said...

There's a tiny problem of sunburn on my girlie parts. And convincing everyone else....

Stephen M. Swartz said...

We are all nude under our clothes. We just have to learn to accept that.

Hart Johnson said...

Boonie-a SMILE is just an accessory. I take no issue with accessorities...

Sarah-YAY! Nudists unite!

Lee-I think you may be onto something! She definitely looks like she would ascribe!

Michael, yeah--the climate IS an obstacle. I will grant you that. I often wish my husband wasn't a polar bear (he likes the cold). The NWDT, when it finally is on sure footing, will definitely be run from a tropical island.

Carol Carol Carol... when those parts get USED to it, they will stop burning. For NOW, sunscreen..

Stephen-EXACTLY!

Katie Mills said...

Emperess does sound like the ultimate job. Where would you be epress of? The United Naked Nations! lol. Btw, I got hooked into your last post too- never read the book 'girl interrupted' but it sounds like a worthy read. I did see the movie but it was SO long ago!

Cheeseboy said...

I'm all for nudist movement, just as long as we keep bathrooms separate. I don't need to hear what women are doing in there.

That is what Suggies are for. Ha ha!

Hey, video of me dressed as Barney picking up Chinese food on my blog.

Cold As Heaven said...

It's the nature of society. It tries to force conformity on everyone.

I certainly do not like to be told what to do.

I just do things, and ask afterwards (for instance it wasn't popular when I spent $15.000 on a fast motor boat without asking, hehe; the waves went high at home afterwards)

Cold As Heaven

Jessica Bell said...

Where were you in my life when I needed a mate to come with me to spa parties?

Helena said...

But when I'm naked I think too much about the cellulite in my thighs.

I've never heard of "Phara - Living Goddess" so I'm gonna look her up. She looks cool.

DCAllen said...

Hey! I love being naked. Here in Germany being naked is so acceptable. Come visit me. We'll lie in the English Garden with all the naked people.

Hart Johnson said...

Katie, Katie, Katie... Naked WORLD Domination... I will rule EVERYWHERE! Glad to steer you to an interesting book!

Cheeseboy-Man, I thought i commented! It was excellent! And yeah... I can go along with separate bathrooms. Boys don't pay attention when they aim. (or maybe that's just the boys in my house)

CaH-That would TOTALLY be me... other than the boat part... and if i had $15,000 extra... but definitely a forgiveness is easier than permission person.

Jessica-well those were probably my BABY years. When I was doing spa parties, I think you were about 8... (only in the states we call them hot tubs)

Helena-for a long time, I figured I looked better OUT of clothes than in... now I just don't worry so much what it looks like...

Chris-you're on! Erm... once I strike it rich enough to begin purchasing plane tickets and such, instead of just fixing all the broken crap at my house...

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

If we were all naked, everyone would be hiding!

Elizabeth Spann Craig/Riley Adams said...

I've never thought of it, but being an empress *would* be a lot cooler. Not sure about the nudity thing though....

LTM said...

ah, you are so funny. Nekkidness wins!!! :D xoxo

Jane Kennedy Sutton said...

If we all had perfect bodies, I might agree with you. But these days some of my body parts look much better covered up! )

L. Diane Wolfe said...

If it weren't for the serpent and apple, we'd all still be naked!

Simon C. Larter said...

One other benefit to worldwide nudity: airport security would be a breeze. I think that's reason enough to join the movement, no?

Thanks for the random number generator love, good lady! I do so enjoy your synthesis of nudity and world domination. >:)

Colene Murphy said...

HA! I love it. Itchy sweaters be gone!!

Rayna M. Iyer said...

Thing Two is one of your own, Tami. He's declared war on anything that interferes with the breeze.