So remember months back when I asked for Random Topics? And how I only did it once? *cough* Yeah, sorry about that... But I am getting BACK to the list... There were 41 items on the list... a random number generator came up with #19.
Number 19 came from Simon, My ManTart Twin... He suggested:
Naked World Domination: What it means to Me.
Now it's been a while since I did any heavy recruiting, though I always work on it a little... but it is good timing to tell all o' y'all about the Naked World Domination Movement... what it means to ME and why YOU should consider joining...
You might know this, but we were ALL born naked. Every last one of you was starkers when you came into this world. It is the natural state of things, and I don't think I need to even say MOST COMFORTABLE... Clothes are BINDING, ITCHY, CLASSIST and create a whole layer of things we have to THINK about (matching, coordination anallat) that is really a waste of mental energy.
Oh, I know... those of you in the US are half buried in snow and the other half will be buried by this time tomorrow, but THAT'S what cozy BLANKETS are for. Isn't a nice fluffy down comforter superior to an itchy wool sweater and long-johns topped by bluejeans in every possible way?
It is really only people intent on controlling us who tell us to put on clothes, and you know... who wants to be told what to do? Certainly NOT me!!!!
There was a time I wanted to be a princess. I was pretty ticked to find out you had to be born with royal blood even to marry in to the station... but then I got to thinking... there are a lot of... manners and stuff... And I can't really abide by ladylike behavior...
And BESIDES... a PRINCESS has people she has to LISTEN TO! And I think I said already, I want NONE of that!
And see QUEENS have some of the same trouble... unless they can get rid of the king or something... but an EMPRESS... now EMPRESS was something I could get behind!
Thus began the quest for Total World Domination!!!! *BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *
See now... if I was in charge of everything... and because I'm really NICE... I'd want all my minions to be comfortable TOO. Plus, I think people have a much harder time being really rotten to each other if everyone is naked, and I really want everybody to be NICE! So I figured if everybody was NAKED, they would be NICE and HAPPY! It's all good, yes?
Adam and Eve