This is my plan *BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA*. It's my theory that a
serial's success is dependent on how addictive it is. So I am taking
a little time to study successful drug dealers.
You think I'm kidding?
Well, okay, mostly I'm kidding. Except
not really. Because it makes sense.
And see, once you READ this ill make sense *shifty* |
FIRST, I offer up a sampling for
free... a BIG sample. It has to be enough to hook somebody, after
all... So I plan on offering this puppy (only it's not really a
puppy—it's a 100-page book) to ANYBODY WHO WANTS IT.
Got that? You want to read it? It's
FREE! Now Kindle won't let me ALWAYS have it free—they are
stinkers that way. But they WILL let me have some free DAYS, so for
each successive book, I will give the first away, but I am going
farther... I am just offering it up to alla y'all here... you want it?
Just tell me. And as soon as it's ready, I will send it to you.
I am starting a LIST—so just gimme
your email --my email link here works if you'd rather send it privately than posting (unless you know I have it already—then just shout).
I will ALSO ask you to officially
download it on that first free day, just so it goes into my numbers
(and so if you want to review, you are a 'verified' reader... And I
WOULD appreciate reviews on it... But I am not requiring it. I just
wanna HOOK YOU! *cough*
See how glamorous you'll be! |
The NEXT drug dealer lesson is then not
letting it be too long between doses, or you will get through
withdrawal and may not NEED the next one. So Book 2 will be just 2
weeks after book 1... And then Book 3 just 3 weeks after that. I am
hoping by that point to have you all good and addicted and then I can
set you up in a brothel... wait. No, wrong story.
And HEADS UP!
Reserve the date! September 5 is
MINE—a wee blog fest if you don't mind... I will put the details up
on Wednesday.
14 comments:
What a most NAKED plan with scary laughter!! LOL! Sort of evil but ever so addictive in the most fabulous way! YAY!! Take care
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Sounds like you've got lots of good things planned.
Can't wait for September 5! Go Hart!
It's so crazy, it just might work!
LOve your analogy, and the illustration. The link to give you my email didn't work. Can you resend? I would love a free copy.
Hook them and reel them in, Hart. I will save the date for you.
You're a novelist drug dealer, pimping words instead of substance! Love it!!
Will naked drug dealers be involved?
Saving the date!
Hart, you're positively diabolical, lol!
Sounds like you have a good plan.
Sia McKye Over Coffee
Okay, I'm ready to be hooked!
yolandarenee(at)hotmail(dot)com
So easy, I am!
You know, sex sells, only problem I wasn't selling sex that day! :)
If I'd figured it out sooner I'd have sold the book, but I'm a little slow on the uptake! something my husband, and my partner that day, found oh so amusing!
COUNT me in... You have my email...
SNEAKY LITTLE TART that you are! LOL.
I will shout and scream and do my happy dance on September 5. And you have my email, Hart, so sign me up.
What a great idea Hart! Fiendish in its simplicity.
Some series are addictive, for sure. I've been addicted to some, when I was younger; the Hardy Boys, some Western series, and more recently, the Stockholm Noir series by Jens Lapidus (unfortunately the latter is just a trilogy)
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