(shouted)
Suspense! Thrillers!
I want a plot to send my book to auction!
At least two a year I say
And by the way
I want a contract.
A series contract!
(you can sing now)
Great fans with love rants and minions with no pants
A movie by Van Zant
I want them NOW!!
A book release party!
Where people get frisky with belly shot whisky
Let Johnny Depp kiss me
Give it to me
Rrhh rhhh
Now!
I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to make it where everyone's naked
And nobody fakes it
Give it to me
Now!
I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to see everyone likes to read
All my books, they agree!
Cabana boys dancing
And if they're not here when I wake from siesta
I'll savor my fancy
I want the works
I want the whole works
Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes
And now
Don't care how
I want it now
Don't care how
I want it now
So thank you for sharing my insanity and everything...
Verbal Content CHANGED by Hart Johnson from original lyrics in the Willie Wonka movie (and they may or may not have originally been in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl (who rocks)
Veruca Salt image posted at the Huffington Post, from the Movie Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
And here I already threaten my resolve... this is the best Johnny Depp kiss I could find and I ONLY found it on somebody's MySpace Page... but I couldn't NOT, and it is obviously from a MOVIE...
Brent VanZant When a search for VanZant (Gus) pops up something like this, I really can't be expected to resist, can I? Oh, Brent... You are ALWAYS welcome on my island...
This blog originally appeared at Confessions of a Watery Tart
Happy Naked Delusional Thursday my friends!!!
28 comments:
Roald Dahl wa one of my favorites when I was a kid, and more recently, I have enjoyed re-reading som of the books with the kids, like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ... and I think I wont mention gods today >:D
Cold As Heaven
Damn, sorry about all the typos. I was just a little bit too quick, not illiterate >:)
Cold As Heaven
I want what you want! :)
HAHAHAHAHA! I can't believe you posted this today. I wrote a post about being naked today too :o) I even asked for you input. LOLOL!!!! Oh! Can I have a johnny depp kiss too???
Are we being delusional today? Oh! Well, in that case, I want the drafts and edits of both novels finished up by tomorrow, agents cage-fighting to represent me, all five Big Five publishers bidding at auction for my work, and Scarlett Johanssen. Okay, maybe not Scarlett Johanssen, since my wife might have something to say about that and we don't have space in my house for her anyway. Maybe she could just come over for dinner?
May all your screams come true.
CaH--I really wish I'd had Dahl exposure as a kid. I didn't read any until I had kids of my own, but I love him. (and yes... we probably got the God thing out of our system -teehee-)
Jennifer-I know, right?
Jessica--too funny! I like that if your readers come check me out they get a nice dose of madness... that pleases me.
Simon-sounds like an excellent plan! IT'S YOURS! (and you KNOW the kind of power I have)
Thank you, Mark!
I love that song -- and your new lyrics. Maybe I can adopt it as my theme song too????
B
The Middle Ages
Delusional Day ... the photos woke me right up. Then I had a hard time concentrating on the text. I may be back to look again later :)
I want to join the temple of Nakedness now please!! Thank you! Take care
x
Haha that was fantastic! Suddenly I feel inspired to change the lyrics to Backstreet Boys, "I want it that way" or was that Nsync?
Good job with the lyrics! Ha!
I want more TIME. (Now *I'm* being delusional!)
I want to live in Hart world!!!
So funny, on the new lyrics! Brilliant!!
Barbara-happy to share!
Carol-teehee--I'm evil that way sometimes...
Jenny--YAY FOR NAKED SOLIDARITY!
Jennee--GO FOR IT!
Elizabeth-I know! Where does it GO!
Ha! Colene, you snuck in here! Plenty of room for all!
I want you to have it now too! Then I'll follow!
Beautiful sentiment and *fabulous* revised lyrics, but I prefer Queen's take to Veruca Salt's. Veruca is a bit too parochial. I like to think BIG, esp. on Naked Thursdays.
Well, I want all that too. I'll flip you for it. Or would you share?
Terry
Terry's Place
Romance with a Twist--of Mystery
You are TOO FUNNY!
Lyrics are hysterical... I WANT TOO! You have a fascinating world Hart, but Where's Harry Potter in all of this?
Have you forgotten him?
Michael
Oh, I love these lyrics! And delusions! I'd like my Kindle Uk rank to be #1 next time I check. It can happen, right?
hmm... another fancy disclaimer... :D I like all of those wants. I want them too. Perhaps we could learn to sing it in harmony~ :D <3
I'm with you on the contract, but I just couldn't write THAT much. I'd prefer a contract writing for Conan.
omg--OK, so I finally went back and read Monday's post and NOW I understand...
mumble mumble mumble... I've been reading LEGACY!!! :D
Anyway, well! this is a good thing~ :D <3
I can picture you doing that, Hart.
And your disclaimers are getting even more creative.
I want a world where craft beer outsells macros, Sam Calagione sends me sexy texts regularly 'cause he just cannot resist, enough supply to meet my ever growing demand, someone to manage the Tap Room so I can get back to writing (and selling more beer), oh and a 6 head Maheen bottler with labeler, 4 new lagering tanks and 2 new $40k each clad and jacketed fermentors..............and all the stuff YOU want too Tart! cheers! check out my latest rant on the beer wench blog.
LOL. Love the way you changed the lyrics!
Hey! Johnny Depp never showed up at my book release parties.
Wonderful! I confess that I always had a soft spot for Veruca. Of all the golden ticket holders, she's the one that reminds me the most of my youngest (someone help me, please).
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