tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post9100563043779660135..comments2023-10-25T03:45:03.077-04:00Comments on Confessions of a Watery Tart: What Tart WantsHart Johnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17599570189253229318noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-23502644541817670942011-01-15T09:20:26.334-05:002011-01-15T09:20:26.334-05:00Wonderful! I confess that I always had a soft spo...Wonderful! I confess that I always had a soft spot for Veruca. Of all the golden ticket holders, she's the one that reminds me the most of my youngest (someone help me, please).Lisa Pottshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676087488599338569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-43318294831960410372011-01-13T18:34:19.799-05:002011-01-13T18:34:19.799-05:00Hey! Johnny Depp never showed up at my book releas...Hey! Johnny Depp never showed up at my book release parties.L. Diane Wolfehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06425864276166334896noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-50624680104853821792011-01-13T14:18:35.629-05:002011-01-13T14:18:35.629-05:00LOL. Love the way you changed the lyrics!LOL. Love the way you changed the lyrics!Golden Eaglehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08721520451194318436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-71095185417963100432011-01-13T14:06:56.857-05:002011-01-13T14:06:56.857-05:00I want a world where craft beer outsells macros, S...I want a world where craft beer outsells macros, Sam Calagione sends me sexy texts regularly 'cause he just cannot resist, enough supply to meet my ever growing demand, someone to manage the Tap Room so I can get back to writing (and selling more beer), oh and a 6 head Maheen bottler with labeler, 4 new lagering tanks and 2 new $40k each clad and jacketed fermentors..............and all the stuff YOU want too Tart! cheers! check out my latest rant on the beer wench blog.Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15182147051413946727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-66483663516044570042011-01-13T13:24:12.103-05:002011-01-13T13:24:12.103-05:00I can picture you doing that, Hart.
And your discl...I can picture you doing that, Hart.<br />And your disclaimers are getting even more creative.Alex J. Cavanaughhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09770065693345181702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-18324666857687149942011-01-13T13:15:58.455-05:002011-01-13T13:15:58.455-05:00omg--OK, so I finally went back and read Monday...omg--OK, so I finally went back and read Monday's post and NOW I understand...<br /><br />mumble mumble mumble... I've been reading LEGACY!!! :D<br /><br />Anyway, well! this is a good thing~ :D <3LTMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05239077455322030275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-37164940501820857782011-01-13T13:15:11.372-05:002011-01-13T13:15:11.372-05:00I'm with you on the contract, but I just could...I'm with you on the contract, but I just couldn't write THAT much. I'd prefer a contract writing for Conan.Cheeseboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02358419997798632644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-20961825061979966472011-01-13T13:11:38.769-05:002011-01-13T13:11:38.769-05:00hmm... another fancy disclaimer... :D I like all o...hmm... another fancy disclaimer... :D I like all of those wants. I want them too. Perhaps we could learn to sing it in harmony~ :D <3LTMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05239077455322030275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-16556551522528899852011-01-13T12:12:50.371-05:002011-01-13T12:12:50.371-05:00Oh, I love these lyrics! And delusions! I'd li...Oh, I love these lyrics! And delusions! I'd like my Kindle Uk rank to be #1 next time I check. It can happen, right?Talli Rolandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04780882465745107715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-59876540241159680692011-01-13T11:02:55.299-05:002011-01-13T11:02:55.299-05:00You are TOO FUNNY!
Lyrics are hysterical... I WAN...You are TOO FUNNY!<br /><br />Lyrics are hysterical... I WANT TOO! You have a fascinating world Hart, but Where's Harry Potter in all of this?<br /><br />Have you forgotten him?<br /><br />MichaelMichael Di Gesuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17047267262428143113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-76303308013325701632011-01-13T11:02:13.316-05:002011-01-13T11:02:13.316-05:00Well, I want all that too. I'll flip you for i...Well, I want all that too. I'll flip you for it. Or would you share?<br /><br />Terry<br /><a href="http://terryodell.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">Terry's Place</a><br /><a href="http://www.terryodell.com" rel="nofollow">Romance with a Twist--of Mystery</a>Terry Odellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11610682530545306687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-899450330552030642011-01-13T10:50:30.410-05:002011-01-13T10:50:30.410-05:00Beautiful sentiment and *fabulous* revised lyrics,...Beautiful sentiment and *fabulous* revised lyrics, but I prefer <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfLD-7bCtME" rel="nofollow">Queen's</a> take to Veruca Salt's. Veruca is a bit too parochial. I like to think BIG, esp. on Naked Thursdays.VR Barkowskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04927993233682731113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-53683756757354224832011-01-13T10:48:23.543-05:002011-01-13T10:48:23.543-05:00I want you to have it now too! Then I'll follo...I want you to have it now too! Then I'll follow!Southpawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16539290964546504171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-73074132269322604202011-01-13T10:42:25.606-05:002011-01-13T10:42:25.606-05:00Ha! Colene, you snuck in here! Plenty of room fo...Ha! Colene, you snuck in here! Plenty of room for all!Hart Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17599570189253229318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-49067136800544460012011-01-13T10:41:32.334-05:002011-01-13T10:41:32.334-05:00Barbara-happy to share!
Carol-teehee--I'm evi...Barbara-happy to share!<br /><br />Carol-teehee--I'm evil that way sometimes...<br /><br />Jenny--YAY FOR NAKED SOLIDARITY!<br /><br />Jennee--GO FOR IT!<br /><br />Elizabeth-I know! Where does it GO!Hart Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17599570189253229318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-88336365436789683022011-01-13T10:41:31.409-05:002011-01-13T10:41:31.409-05:00I want to live in Hart world!!!
So funny, on the...I want to live in Hart world!!! <br />So funny, on the new lyrics! Brilliant!!Colene Murphyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06086195075690893194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-60145679995833824572011-01-13T10:21:47.699-05:002011-01-13T10:21:47.699-05:00Good job with the lyrics! Ha!
I want more TIME....Good job with the lyrics! Ha! <br /><br />I want more TIME. (Now *I'm* being delusional!)Elizabeth Spann Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15625595247828274405noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-65189809650707443842011-01-13T10:06:27.028-05:002011-01-13T10:06:27.028-05:00Haha that was fantastic! Suddenly I feel inspired...Haha that was fantastic! Suddenly I feel inspired to change the lyrics to Backstreet Boys, "I want it that way" or was that Nsync?Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01640871678908297706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-30806161724128523472011-01-13T09:59:14.306-05:002011-01-13T09:59:14.306-05:00I want to join the temple of Nakedness now please!...I want to join the temple of Nakedness now please!! Thank you! Take care<br />xOld Kittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13185547869183611159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-10557436837532095212011-01-13T09:22:25.196-05:002011-01-13T09:22:25.196-05:00Delusional Day ... the photos woke me right up. Th...Delusional Day ... the photos woke me right up. Then I had a hard time concentrating on the text. I may be back to look again later :)Carol Kilgorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15168273312704732896noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-5785916834417131852011-01-13T08:59:48.365-05:002011-01-13T08:59:48.365-05:00I love that song -- and your new lyrics. Maybe I c...I love that song -- and your new lyrics. Maybe I can adopt it as my theme song too????<br />B<br /><a href="http://themiddle-ages.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">The Middle Ages</a>Deb and Barbarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04444390852070865517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-50274112904314047632011-01-13T08:42:43.592-05:002011-01-13T08:42:43.592-05:00CaH--I really wish I'd had Dahl exposure as a ...CaH--I really wish I'd had Dahl exposure as a kid. I didn't read any until I had kids of my own, but I love him. (and yes... we probably got the God thing out of our system -teehee-)<br /><br />Jennifer-I know, right?<br /><br />Jessica--too funny! I like that if your readers come check me out they get a nice dose of madness... that pleases me.<br /><br />Simon-sounds like an excellent plan! IT'S YOURS! (and you KNOW the kind of power I have)<br /><br />Thank you, Mark!Hart Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17599570189253229318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-41812163242046324312011-01-13T08:24:05.931-05:002011-01-13T08:24:05.931-05:00May all your screams come true.May all your screams come true.M.J. Nichollshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12972190103986599079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-67489017450181720422011-01-13T08:01:51.463-05:002011-01-13T08:01:51.463-05:00Are we being delusional today? Oh! Well, in that c...Are we being delusional today? Oh! Well, in that case, I want the drafts and edits of both novels finished up by tomorrow, agents cage-fighting to represent me, all five Big Five publishers bidding at auction for my work, and Scarlett Johanssen. Okay, maybe not Scarlett Johanssen, since my wife might have something to say about that and we don't have space in my house for her anyway. Maybe she could just come over for dinner?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7127677169344207651.post-68296180167606421822011-01-13T05:10:46.240-05:002011-01-13T05:10:46.240-05:00HAHAHAHAHA! I can't believe you posted this to...HAHAHAHAHA! I can't believe you posted this today. I wrote a post about being naked today too :o) I even asked for you input. LOLOL!!!! Oh! Can I have a johnny depp kiss too???Jessica Bellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10889900730906728317noreply@blogger.com