“YO!” the youth yodeled. “Ya got yummies?”
Yolanda frowned. “Yeasty yogurt and yams. Yes.”
“Yeehaw!” yelled the youth.
“You must hear my yarns,” Yolanda said. “They're about Yankees yearning for youth.”
“Yeah, y'okay. YOLO. Yams, yogurt and yolks: we'd do anything.”
The youth yielded and Yolanda began, a yeoman of yesterday. The youth yawned, yielding to sleep.
“You're welcome, yokels,” Yolanda. “Silence at last.” Yolanda's yin rejoiced.
[A drabble is a story in exactly 100 words.]