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| Fabulous flamencos |
Felix fancied Frannie. Frannie's face featured freckles, fringed with
fair feathery hair.
Felix was
Frannie's friend, far from feeling amorous, it
felt familial. And
Frannie felt Felix was
fickle and
fairly false. In a
feat to impress
Frannie, Felix fenced a phantom.
Finally she laughed, but then he
farted. Fortunately for
Felix (he thought),
Fiona came in and
Felix framed Fiona for the
flatulence. Fiona flushed. Frannie was not
fooled. In
fact Frannie was
furious. “False friend!” Frannie took
Fiona's hand and led her to a
festival with frolicking,
feasting and
Flamenco dancing.
Felix frowned, forsaken, then was
forgiven.
[A drabble is a story in exactly 100 words]
In other news, Everybody wants to be an F word.
Philosophy, phoenix, even phonics. Pretty much any word with a PH (silly Greeks). But it does not stop there. There is cough, laugh and rough.
10 comments:
Phunny!
I'm glad he was forgiven. I like the idea of fencing with a phantom!
That was so much fun!
Dude, you can't blame that stuff on a woman. It never works.
Nice story. Ha ha on words that wanna be F's. They failed.
Haha! That was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh. :)
Love the alliteration. Hilarious. Visiting from the A to Z Challenge. You can see my work at: http://laurengreenewrites.com/
As the owner of a cat who likes to hop up in my lap and often fart before settling down, I can't tell you how much I appreciated your flatulence story.
Hilarious! My dog lets killer farts and often are loud ones! Usually, they're just a pffft... a silent cloud of stench. Not mine, he can fart every bit as good as my menfolk.
Very funny and clever. Kudos.
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