Not only that, it's the 8th of May!!! (Inter)National Outdoor Intercourse Day!!!
So your FIRST assignment is to come see me at the Alliterative Allomorph, talking about PLAYING TO YOUR STRENGTHS
THEN, go out and celebrate the day accordingly... Here are some ideas if you are coming up short...
|Be sure to stretch first so you don't pull anything...|
|Grass can be scratchy. Bring a blanket.|
|And careful where the sand ends up...|
|And definitely be safe... Though I'd permit those bottom, two, all parties permitting...|