Monday, May 6, 2013
An Amusement and a PLAN *BUWAHAHAHAHAHA*
So you know how it's a big giant pain in the booty to write a bio? How you feel like a tool saying all these fantastic things about yourself, but you have a vested interest in it coming out okay? Well I ran across a solution this weekend thanks to my friend Marjorie... It's a random artist bio generator!!!
Here was mine:
My work explores the relationship between gender politics and UFO sightings.
With influences as diverse as Wittgenstein and Roy Lichtenstein, new combinations are created from both orderly and random dialogues.
Ever since I was a teenager I have been fascinated by the unrelenting divergence of the zeitgeist. What starts out as vision soon becomes corroded into a hegemony of power, leaving only a sense of decadence and the prospect of a new undefined.
As undefined derivatives become distorted through frantic and academic practice, the viewer is left with a statement of the inaccuracies of our culture.
Go here to generate your own! http://www.artybollocks.com/
And as to that PLAN!!!!! *BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
Plan for WHAT, you ask...
Well, see, TOMORROW is the release date for my second book, The Begonia Bribe... so HERE are the places I've booked to visit on my blog tour! I am writing something different for each, so hope you'll get a chance to visit these fabulous hosts and hostesses.
May 8: Jessica Bell
May 10: Alex Cavanaugh
May 13: L. Diane Wolfe
May 14: Ms. Snark (aka: Laura Eno: bring any items you might need for personal defense)
May 16: Diana Wilder
May 17: Tote Bags-n-Blogs
May 20: Johanna Garth
May 22: Writer Space
May 22: Dru's Musings (A day in the life of Rob Columbus)
May 24: Fresh Fiction
May 27: Helena Soister
May 30: Patricia Stoltey
Huge huge THANKS to those hosting me!!! And if I snuffed up and got lines crossed with anyone who offered, please accept my apology. I've been inordinately scatter-brained of late.