Wanda wanted wealthy, well-mannered,
witty, and wise. In short, she wanted wonderful.
Warren the welder was wily, wayward,
and wan—wild with womanizing.
Wendell--wild in bed was wacky, weird,
and wobbled—drinking whiskey.
Wroger was really just wrong.
William wore wellingtons when it wasn't
raining.
Wayne... wary Wayne (some called it
paranoid) wasn't well in the head.
Was Wanda to wallow without?
Wanting with wonder, Wanda went to
Winnipeg where she met Wendy, who wrote winsome ballads, raised
Wisteria, watched wrens and waitressed. Wendy worked hard, wore wool
and could be wacky, but Wendy was wonderful. Wanda had wanted a
woman!
Wanda wants what she wants and wouldn't be way laid. Well done Wanda!
ReplyDeleteWhen she's meeting losers like that, sure.
ReplyDeleteOh my!
ReplyDeleteas an aside - Canadians who have actually experienced Winnipeg (myself included) often refer to it as 'Winterpeg'.
ReplyDeleteAh, problem solved!
ReplyDeleteThere's a whiplash ending to Wanda's story--well done.
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