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| Looks a bit shifty, eh? |
Ike the
iridescent iguana imagined himself an
intellectual, but
Ike was rather an
idiot. Ike invented icky ice cream flavors:
iceberg, imitation krab,
inchworm and
io moth.
Ike ignored irksome ivy and now he is
itchy.
Ike isolated an
irritating ibis named
Iris. Iris imitates intelligence with
idiom and shares
illicit images of
inspectors. Ike and
Iris went to Idaho as
illegal immigrants and
industrious independents identified them as
inept. Ineptitude in Idaho qualifies one for politics.
Inquiries into intrigue implode. Insanity increases incumbency! Irresponsibility is irrelevant! Ike and
Iris inspire! Elections
include these
idiots and
Idahoans implore, “ELECT!”
[A drabble is a story in exactly 100 words.]
[As an Idahoan, originally, I get a pass at mocking it.]
[It's true they have rather indiscriminate election patterns]
[But illegal immigrants... especially of the non-white male sort, and alternate species qualify here... have very poor chances, no matter what the Napoleon Dynamite/Pedro propaganda might hint at].
Idiosyncratic! I like the background info on Idaho politics!
ReplyDeleteIdiosyncratic! I like the background info on Idaho politics!
ReplyDeleteThis is a tough letter to write with and you pulled it off beautifully!
ReplyDeleteWow! Not only did you achieve your "I" goal, you also threw in some current political commentary/ controversy in there. Nice job.
ReplyDeleteArlee Bird
A to Z Challenge Co-host
A Faraway View
Qualifies one for politics. That is really sad.
ReplyDeleteYou got political in this one, and it works! Gorgeous iridescence (I get to use the i word) in that photo.
ReplyDeleteWow. Kudos to you for pulling this off. It would have driven me crazy to write it.
ReplyDeleteJessica
2015 A to Z Blogger
Visions of Other Worlds
Fantastic!
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