But first... My friends are quite insane, which you may already know. But yesterday on FB, there was some discussion as to lack of an O topic... Cruella had suggested Ottoman, but Tara wasn't biting... and then I entered the convo saying WHAT besides Orgasm was there to TALK about? Tara had been thinking that was OF COURSE the obvious one (Tara and I sharing certain dementation qualities) but you know... It was... OBVIOUS... so the three of us agreed (or rather thought Cruella was onto something when she suggested it) we REALLY ought to discuss Ottoman Orgasms, as that's just a little less obvious *shifty*
Now you really should also read THEIR blogs, as I'm sure our takes on Ottoman Orgasms is quite different, even if none of us could stop laughing when we agreed on the subject...
Giraffability of Digressions
Princess of Procrastination
OH! And this just in. Rayna joined us at
Coffee Rings Everywhere!
Now this is a tricky topic, as
Ottoman has two meanings... (both in Orange)
There is an Ottoman (with corresponding penis-shaped chair)--yes, the footrest is an ottoman...
And the Ottomans (actually, I am assured the orange designates these as Dutch, but the lederhosen are a pretty sure sign they are at least ottomatons...(you know, of the Ottoman empire)... (and I can't help but be a little curious as to how the 4th man manages the full tiger face in his pants...)
Not being terribly picky about the source of my orgasms... *cough* I thought maybe both were worth exploring...
As for Ottomans...
According to private Baldrick, World War I began because Archie Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry. He makes a very
convincing argument, if you'd like to see it... Which is funny, but not quite orgasmic...
I think though, it is possible this guy might do it for me...
The OTHER Ottoman is really more a matter of technique, I think...
The footrest definition is well known, and the look of it doesn't matter much, but... An ottoman equipped with... Maybe one of these... would be much more enjoyable...
Or a set of these... Italians and Ottomans makes it international, yeah? Good for the World Domination plans!
Though this fellow here promises to bring out the full range to which an ottoman might be used... creativity is ALWAYS helpful. And you know what his image file was called? O. Just O... Talk about a promise I'd like to hold him to!
Hey, it was O. What did you expect!?
um...Please,Miss, what's an ottoman? Or am I being a bit thick? lol Great post!
ReplyDeleteThe Story of O?
ReplyDeleteNAKED Orange Ottomans are the best!! With extra padding!!! (Not that I'd know but I'd like to think so anyway!!).
Take care
x
Hahahaha! Man I'd LOVE to know what you type in the search bar when you're looking for certain pictures. *snort*
ReplyDeleteExcellent orgasmic ottomans, Tami! *hi-fives*
Niki-don't they use the term in NZ? It is the matching footrest for the chair...
ReplyDeleteJenny-exactly!
Tara, the wilder of these were found searching for lederhosen *shifty*
I simply love the tiger face.
ReplyDeleteBut as for most of those guys: if they were posing for women, I'll be a monkey's...ottoman.
Rosemarie
Darling! as the Wench--I've LIVED amOngst the Ottomans, and I can vOuch for some seriOus hOtness (remind me to tell yOu about Hakan, Istanbul's HOttest Rug Guy--he's stOry fOdder fOr sure!) and Of cOurse I knOw the O-gasms backwards, fOrwards and upside dOwn (am subbing FlOOr Time as a request Once I get time to make my editor's fixes but the Beer Biz if kicking my Wenchie Arse at the mO!) Hell, I've even invented new wOrds fOr them at times.
ReplyDeleteClue me in next time yOu cOnsider either One of these fine Original tOpics .
*O-face*
ET/Liz
All I can say is Only you!
ReplyDeleteGreat way to start the week. Thanks.
*snorts at lederhosen*
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up, Tamster, and YES - you corrupted me! I was all sweet and innocent before you came along ;)
Rosemarie-not into posers eh? *snort*
ReplyDeleteOh, Liz-fabulous comment! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA! Then I KNOW you know the Orgasms *snicker* Hot Rug Guy sounds like he needs his own story.
Mary-Thankfully only me?
Cruella-Well if your corruption can be attributable to me, then YAY ME! teeehee
I feel as though I need to go to "Ottomans R Us" and get me an Ottoman. Whatever kind. Great post. Much to my liking. Very very clever.
ReplyDeleteYou and only you could have come up with this, Tami.
ReplyDeleteNow off to check out your partners in crime.
And after that, I need to type out my own O post- all I can think of now is one word :-(
Well, I'll never look at the ottoman in the living room the same way again. O_O
ReplyDeleteThere is no other fit subject for O. :) Love the guy in the ropes!
ReplyDeleteHa! I'd planned to do O is for Orgasm, then thought, no, Tarty will have that covered. You did not disappoint!
ReplyDeleteyour orange ottoman made me think of a Tantra chair, which is not really an ottoman, but a really cool lounge-type thing upon which you can have an orgasm. did i really say that? my blogging friends are bringing out my wild side.
ReplyDeleteWhat, no orgasm? Or was that too obvious for the Naked Tart?
ReplyDeleteJeanne-Ottoman's R Us! *snort* Nice... maybe skip the lederhosen...
ReplyDeleteRayna-yes, it is my plan... this mind control *shifty* (you will do fine!)
LG-I know, right? Might have to bring ours out from the basement!
VR-Well you still could! Glad to have filled the gap, though...
Michelle *giggles* Yes, we can do that... lead others into trouble, or at least innuendo...
Alex--did you miss it? Maybe I needed to scream louder!
I just couldn't WAIT to dash here today and see what was the Story of O!
ReplyDeleteI love your blog. You have such great choices in pictures. /sigh. You are my favorite :)
ReplyDeleteYou O post's so good for me, you've got a new follower.
ReplyDeleteCheers,
Robyn
I'm confused, I came here expecting to see furniture having sex. haha
ReplyDeleteAlison-teehee--thank you!
ReplyDeleteMicheal-AWWWWW--thank you!
Robyn-YAY! And back atcha! (went over and followed)
TS--believe me, if they HAD those pictures, I would have included them. Sadly, I only have ONE ottoman at home, so I would have been hard to create them myself...
Ok I am totally lost as I do not know what either word means. Well, I didn't so thank you for the enlighted experiance and education that I am truly in need of! Shifty my A.. *bleep*
ReplyDeleteI'm really sorry I missed that conversation I really am! This post was loads of fun.
ReplyDeleteYour website is such a nice, respectable way to get some naked men pictures while I'm at work.
ReplyDeleteUm .... I don't know what to say except congrats! on your 500th follower.
ReplyDeleteSiv-you don't think I'm shifty? Well I might have to take that as an endorsement!
ReplyDeleteMarjorie-it is rare to have quite the right timing but there is a similar one going on now... It's on Natasha's wall...
Helena-respectable? Me? TAKE THAT BACK! *snort* I do try to keep it PG though... usually...
Stephen-thank you! You always seem to stumble in here when I am being tartiest...
Oh. My. God. I could say something really rude about that chair but I'll bite my tongue!!!!
ReplyDeleteO my giddy aunts! I've come over all funny :)
ReplyDeleteoff for a cold shower... maybe I just have a strange ottoman fetish eek
Lx
O my God! O my eyes! I swear on all that is holy to never wear orange spandex...
ReplyDeleteAt least it wasn't a cold day.
O didn’t have me worried. It’s those letters at the end of the alphabet that have me concerned. You did very nicely with “O”.
ReplyDeleteJessica-you don't LIKE rude chairs? *snort* (not bothered at all though, by the half naked men... it's the rude chair... just so we're clear...
ReplyDeleteLaura-that 'oh my giddy aunts' cracks me up. My aunts weren't the giddy sort... one was a 'share the vodka aunt, and the others of a more serious bent... but YAY for Ottoman fetishes!
YardBard-probably a good promise... at least if you aren't superlean and attending an event of an orange team, but either way, probably some underthings are advised...
Holly-yes, you're used to my antics... though occasionally I behave...
BAHAHAHA! Yeehaw!
ReplyDeleteI'll take two, please. (=
Nice one!
ReplyDeleteOh my! Perfect post to read while waking up! :) I once hot asked to marry an ottoman :) he was sooo gorgeous
ReplyDeleteWow. I like your blog. Very much.
ReplyDeleteHm. That was SO nice. Who knew ottomans could be quite so...vivid?
*drools*
Hilarious post! Um, okay, I know the internet is forever, so this may come back to haunt me... but the hero of my romance does happen to be an Ottoman, you know... Ask my heroine what he's like [evil grin]
ReplyDeleteI'm beyond reading at this stage but the eyecandy was delicious. especially the one with the tattoo. yummy. I'd go head to head on an ottomon with him any day. well, but not any day soon because of the sweet patootie but ya know - in my naked mind.
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