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Saturday, January 8, 2011

Imaginary Friends

You are NOT REAL.


You are ALL figments of my Imagination.


So says He Who Will Not Be Mentioned on the Internet (the hubby formerly known as Mr. Tart).


And so it was.


But BEING figments of my imagination, I've decided to apply some of my abilities on you. You will ALL be Famous Authors VERY soon!


HA! Now who wins!?

[the blog about my sleuthing (and when I say my sleuthing, I mean my Sister Tart told me) has been postponed until tomorrow, as daughter is making a bunch of money to be a research participant and so that is where I am headed this morning.] (the positive side of this, besides the obvious, she won't have to ask for money for a while, is I get to spend 2 hours editing while she is questioned]


[verbal content of this blog was generated by Hart Johnson
Picture of Jimmy Stewart and Harvey borrowed from Google Images (it's a great movie)
This post was first displayed at Confessions of a Watery Tart 
if you see it elsewhere, that's fine, but PLEASE come by and meet me!]
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28 comments:

  1. Rusty CarlJanuary 8, 2011 at 9:05 AM

    Well, I hope your daughter's experiment goes well - that she gets bionic abilities or something.

    And I can hopefully finally see a benefit from being a figment of someone else's imagination. Thanks.

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  2. Sarah AhiersJanuary 8, 2011 at 9:09 AM

    Now i want to watch Donnie Darko. Again.

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  3. Alex J. CavanaughJanuary 8, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    I think you have an excellent imagination, Tart!

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  4. Jan MorrisonJanuary 8, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    Nah, I'm real. I think the formerly known as Mr. Tart is a rabbit. Really.

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  5. erica and christyJanuary 8, 2011 at 9:54 AM

    Yeah, I'm just an imaginary friend, but I hope your magical abilities are real. christy

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  6. LTMJanuary 8, 2011 at 9:56 AM

    And I bestow those wishes right back to you! It's so going to happen... LEGACY is so engaging... :D <3

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  7. I Must Be OffJanuary 8, 2011 at 10:00 AM

    Yay! Go team, imaginary friends/famous authors!

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  8. T. Powell ColtrinJanuary 8, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    Thank you, Hart, I will now go fulfill my destiny to become a famous writer. :)

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  9. Mary@GigglesandGunsJanuary 8, 2011 at 10:18 AM

    I hope all of you have great success. Imaginary friends are the best. They are so willing to take the blame when things get screwed up.
    Hope all went well for your daughter.

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  10. SouthpawJanuary 8, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    Two hours to yourself! How wonderful. I like being imaginary by the way. Less stressful.

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  11. Elizabeth Spann CraigJanuary 8, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    I loved that movie!

    Enjoy your day!

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  12. Dawn IusJanuary 8, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    At long last, I understand my destiny. I shall not let you down, my imaginary friend.

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  13. KalJanuary 8, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    I had an imaginary friend once but he had to go. Could never get him to understand that it freaked me out that he never wore any pants. I got to draw the line somewhere.

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  14. mshatchJanuary 8, 2011 at 12:48 PM

    Excellent! I can't wait to be a famous author :)
    and Harvey is one of my favorites.

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  15. Old KittyJanuary 8, 2011 at 2:21 PM

    We all need a Harvey, especially for the weekend!! :-)

    Take care
    x

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  16. Hart JohnsonJanuary 8, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    HA! I have the best imaginary friends EVER! Study screening went well (now she wears an actograph and then sleeps in a sleep lab for 3 nights--gets $225 for it, which at 15, for keeping a sleep diary for a week, wearing a thing like a watch and then sleeping in a strange place 3 nights, isn't bad)

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  17. MarjorieJanuary 8, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    Sounds like she is going to have fun making that money. Also can you imagine up even more things for me since I'm now a figment of your imagination anyway. (question mark key is broken)

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  18. erica and christyJanuary 8, 2011 at 9:34 PM

    Ha! Good gig for her!

    And HWWNBNOTI is in good company. You, my dear, do not exist to my hubby, either. Nor does your daughter. Or, ironically, HWWNBNOTI.
    erica

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  19. Michael Di GesuJanuary 8, 2011 at 10:09 PM

    Judging by all the talent on these blogs we all deserve to be famous writers.

    We might be figments to MR. Tart, but we know who we are to each other. This our world.....

    Glad Tart jr. is doing something interesting...

    Michael

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  20. sam and kassyJanuary 9, 2011 at 12:39 AM

    *snicker*

    Does this mean he didn't get to eat any of the chocolate? Since it came from an imaginary person.. it must be imaginary too, right? :P

    While I'm glad I didn't go to a big university because I would have been required to be a research subject... that's a pretty good deal!

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  21. sam and kassyJanuary 9, 2011 at 12:41 AM

    Oops. This whole signing in and out thing is going to get me all messed up...

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  22. Raquel ByrnesJanuary 9, 2011 at 12:45 AM

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  23. Raquel ByrnesJanuary 9, 2011 at 12:47 AM

    Your blog is so fun...exactly what I needed to read instead of brooding over my blank computer screen.
    Edge of Your Seat Romance

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  24. Powdered Toast ManJanuary 9, 2011 at 4:48 AM

    PTM is not a figment of your imagination. He a figment of my imagination.

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  25. The Words CrafterJanuary 9, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    Hmmmm.....being imaginary may have some cool benefits *rubbing hands together manically*

    Congrats to the daughter and I love love love that movie!!!!!

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  26. lisahgoldenJanuary 9, 2011 at 12:26 PM

    I'll take it! I'll even wear the bunny suit.

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  27. EllaJanuary 9, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    I love my imaginary friends, lol~ You have a great imagination~

    Congrats to your daughter!

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  28. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2011 at 1:42 AM

    Yay, I'm going to be famous. Woo hoo.

    Someone looked over my shoulder when I alternated between Tweetdeck and Blogger and joked that I'm talking to viruses. So I don't have imaginary friends, but computer viruses!

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